Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Noodleface
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That's hilarious because reading the story as you wrote it, it was obvious.
Man, this forum is full of assholes. But you knew that.
Famm
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You should have banged the 24 year old, this all sounds like a huge pain in the ass. But that speaks to something here. You thought you connected with the married woman better and liked her personality and everything, despite having a free pass to bang the wild young thing instead. I think you kind of want someone more your age and more mature, but there's another side of you holding you back. I'm not one to tell you to cut your hair because I get being into more counter cultural stuff and if that's who you are and what makes you happy then fine. But at the same time maybe it does hold you back from certain things that you are looking for.
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Yeah Onoes gets too much flack. I fall for every cute girl that gives me attention too. I've just learned to assume it's probably not going to work out most of the time. I also don't think anything he's done is all that weird for someone recently divorced. Sure, he's had has run in with crazy, but none of those had serious potential. I think he just really enjoys connecting with people. Even going as far as seeing connections that may not really be there just because you get so infatuated so quickly. I can relate to that.
I would say that the image I have in my head of the type of girl he's after and the horns don't really mesh and while I get having that sort of thing as a deflection in social situations, it simply is going to be a major turn off to a lot of more mature women. Maybe it's worth that. I don't want to tell a bro what to do.
I would say that the image I have in my head of the type of girl he's after and the horns don't really mesh and while I get having that sort of thing as a deflection in social situations, it simply is going to be a major turn off to a lot of more mature women. Maybe it's worth that. I don't want to tell a bro what to do.
Frenzied Wombat
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Onoes
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Technically I'm her friend.
And hardy har har everyone.
As for trolling, I have a track record of almost 700 posts with no trolling, in fact, I've posted screenshots and shit whenever stuff was questioned if at all possible. I've put actual pictures of myself up, told you where I live, and what I do for a living. I'm like, the most open an honest motherfucker on here. I really have no idea why anyone would want to try and call that out, or fucking neg me for "shit that didn't happen for 500 Alex", when I've been nothing but consistent and regular. Fuck, I've thrown out that I'm down to hang out and grab a beer with anyone on the board if I'm around or you pass through here. I clearly like attention, I'm not arguing that, and I often make choices that come off as regrettable I suppose, but I think that's the big difference in my outlook and a lot of you guys. I go out on a limb a lot. I know that. Often it doesn't end well, at least not ideally. Never has it every truly burned me, sure, I might get upset or depressed over something for a bit, but I'm back on my feet with more experiences under my belt, some wacky stories to share, and just an appreciation for the insanity of life. I'm sure a lot of you do things, I'm sure a lot of you have stories and you just don't share them, but I also think a lot of you live lives that would be an absolute nightmare to me. Wake up, work, home, tv, internet forums, bed. REPEAT. And that's fine, if that's what you choose to do with your life, then fine, cool, that's up to you. I understand that when I meet a dude at a restaurant and we get along, and he goes "Man, you want to go on a night flight in my helicopter?" that most of you here would go "RUN MAN, WHAT THE FUCK?!", but I would go. Sure, there is a chance this is some dude who's going to drug and rape me, that could totally happen, but maybe, I get to take a night flight in a helicopter and its amazing. Either way, I have some crazy life experience to share. You have to fucking drop caution to the wind if you want that. It's not always going to work out, or not in the way you think, but mostly, it works out just fine anyway.
Call me out for trolling all you want. I'll post pictures from Japan later this year. I'll post pictures from my helicopter ride out to the yacht I'll be staying on this summer. I'm doing things, and all because I'm just doing whatever feels right as opposed to the safest option.
Like I said. Saturday was 1 year of being divorced. That's insane to me. If I were still married right now NONE of my stories over the last year would have happened. I would be a lot less happy. My exciting story would probably about my kid saying something funny, or beating the latest WoW raid. I would know 30+ less people. My post count would still be about 30
I loved this last year of my life, there were bad times sure, but there were so many good times. A like a lot of you, and I know a lot of you are genuinely trying to be helpful a lot of the time. A few of you can and should go fuck yourselves though
To the rest of you, peace and love, peace and love.
Tarrant
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Keep living your life the way you want but as a discussion forum people will give you guff an opinions. Don't take offense, in all we like the stories. Plus we got the awesome Prodigy joke just now so everyone wins
Are you going to cut off the horns though? Because seriously... Her thinking they were a costume and not wanting her family to see them should tell you all you need to know about having them.
Are you going to cut off the horns though? Because seriously... Her thinking they were a costume and not wanting her family to see them should tell you all you need to know about having them.
Soygen
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Onoes
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MOUNTAIN DEW! And nope, I don't intent on cutting them currently.
P.s. Soygen, is your avatar from a gamergate style episode of law and order? I was at the doctors this morning (I'm 35 and get a colonoscopy, hooray!) and they had this ridiculous episode of one of those crime shows on... I swear your avatar is one of the bad guys from it. If so, I missed the last 10 minutes, whats happens to the CEO lady they kidnapped and were livestreaming as they were about to rape her?
Also, I'm headed out now, going to a screening tour of The Last Unicorn (obsessed with that movie as a kid) tonight in Lake Havasu. Have my copy of the book for the author to sign and everything. So, I'll get back with you guys this evening.
P.s. Soygen, is your avatar from a gamergate style episode of law and order? I was at the doctors this morning (I'm 35 and get a colonoscopy, hooray!) and they had this ridiculous episode of one of those crime shows on... I swear your avatar is one of the bad guys from it. If so, I missed the last 10 minutes, whats happens to the CEO lady they kidnapped and were livestreaming as they were about to rape her?
Also, I'm headed out now, going to a screening tour of The Last Unicorn (obsessed with that movie as a kid) tonight in Lake Havasu. Have my copy of the book for the author to sign and everything. So, I'll get back with you guys this evening.
Phazael
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Plus lets be honest here. Onoes is not known for his discriminating nature. He went from tattooed psycho high school crush girl to banging a weirdo married woman in the blink of an eye. He pretty much lives in the moment and lets the Horns do the talking. I am a little surprised that the similarities between his own divorce and this situation don't make playing the other side bother him at all. Or maybe it does and that's why he has clammed up a bit.
Shitting in the bushes thing was Julian, FYI, whom we have not seen in ages so I am assuming the red head nurse murdered him in his sleep.
Shitting in the bushes thing was Julian, FYI, whom we have not seen in ages so I am assuming the red head nurse murdered him in his sleep.
Soygen
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Yeah it's one of the gamer-terrorists from that terrible episode of that terrible show. They get caught before she gets a good 'ol gamer-rape and then she leaves the industry.
Jysin
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Just FYI, I've been through this entire thread from the beginning. I know you aren't trolling. I'm just floored at your consistent head-first dives into these absurd situations.
I know its been said a million times about the horns, but really if you say you are as serious about this girl as you claim to be, they need to go. Take what she's said and read between the lines.
I know its been said a million times about the horns, but really if you say you are as serious about this girl as you claim to be, they need to go. Take what she's said and read between the lines.
Zzen
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I love story time with Onoes.
Also, fifey's post was one of the greatest of all time...OF ALL TIME. /end kayne rant
Khane
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Bro you don't just cut the horns off at a moment's notice for some tail. You get married first to see if she's worth cutting your horns off for.
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At this point his horns have to be some sort of evolutionary adaptation that enhances his sexual experiences and short circuits his higher reasoning ability
Did you believe your ex-wife wasn't being deceitful? You don't have an established good judgement track record about anything involved in a relationship longer than an hour.
Noodleface
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Man I was in the line at Walmart and I don't know if it was the general populous in my vicinity or the smell of shitty clove cigarettes and jnco jeans but I just had to open this thread on my phone and catch up