Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Itlan

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He's definitely happier than me.

Doesn't mean he'scooler, though.
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Fifey

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If "living the dream" is being a chubby IT guy with a bad haircut then I think I'll pass on that.
 
Blazin

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It always sounds appealing to married guys to hear about banging random chicks but when you think about the amount of time that has past and Onoes various flings it would suck to get laid that rarely. Consistency always wins. Every week I'm grinding out AAs and him logging in on various weekends for a power session is never going to keep pace. If I hit 4 days without because of her period or illness I think it sucks, but that is his life all the time. If anything I think he seems to emphasize sex because he doesn't get it very often and is probably horny as fuck by the time he gets to that Ren. fair. I don't judge him for often thinking with his dick I can't imagine I'd be any different (sans the HOrns) if I wasn't getting laid on the regular. So in short, I envy the variety of holes he plugs but certainly not the frequency. I can't imagine that being a happier life then someone in a healthy LT relationship.
 
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Tenks

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That isn't even counting the amount of effort he has to put in versus the amount a married guy has to put in to get laid
 
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RandAlThor420_sl

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You guys are definitely harsh on Oneos in my opinion. He is just over 1 year removed from a divorce, and so far has managed to stay financially successful, has hooked up with a wide variety of (allegedly) attractive mostly young women, has turned down offers from other (allegedly) beautiful women (which in my opinion is a mark of success as a man), spends quality time with his children, maintains a good relationship with his ex, and generally is living life on his terms. All of that seems like mostly good stuff to me. Granted, I could nitpick his situation and find things that *I* dont agree with. But I am pretty willing to bet that if ANY of you posted half as many stories with half as many details as Onoes, we could all find plenty to judge there too...

Onoes, keep doing what your doing, with one important change - we need to see pics of these ladies... for science of course
 
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RandAlThor420_sl said:
You guys are definitely harsh on Oneos in my opinion. He is just over 1 year removed from a divorce, and so far has managed to stay financially successful, has hooked up with a wide variety of (allegedly) attractive mostly young women, has turned down offers from other (allegedly) beautiful women (which in my opinion is a mark of success as a man), spends quality time with his children, maintains a good relationship with his ex, and generally is living life on his terms. All of that seems like mostly good stuff to me. Granted, I could nitpick his situation and find things that *I* dont agree with. But I am pretty willing to bet that if ANY of you posted half as many stories with half as many details as Onoes, we could all find plenty to judge there too...

Onoes, keep doing what your doing, with one important change - we need to see pics of these ladies... for science of course
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This is basically what is going on here. Onoes let us live vicariously through you, show us pictures because we are creepy voyeurs. You are doing an amazing job at not blowing your head off despite all of the things you have voluntarily put yourself through ....

You people don't support Onoes, you support being entertained by his stories and hope he drops pics in here you can masturbate to.
 
Kirun

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Can we please quit calling it a "renfair". It was an SCA event. There's a huge difference. There's the occasional hottie, liberal arts major at renfairs. SCA? Well, the Fancy Feast that Onoes had there was probably the only thing that could remotely pass for a woman.
 
Gavinmad

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Society for Creative Anachronism. It's people who make a life out of being losers, instead of doing it once or twice a week like I used to.

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And it's still pretty accurate to call it a Ren-Faire. Plenty of people who aren't actually SCA members show up to their events.
 
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Tenks

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So it is a bunch of LeWrongGeneration people who think that if they put on some faggot clothing it makes it so they're living in the middle ages? Don't all these overweight people understand that if they lived in the actual middle ages they would have died about 1000 times by now because they're evolutionarily bad.
 
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Ortega

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I have to imagine that the "hot" women Onoes posted about wouldn't even register on our radar. He just reminds me so much of that friend we've all had who brags about all the "hot ass" he gets, and then when you finally go out with him you see that he's hitting on chubby chicks that are 10-20 years younger than him.....
 
Noodleface

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I used to think that I was born in the wrong decade because I liked all the 80's metal. Does this mean I should be in SCA? Or is there another organization I should join?
 
Gavinmad

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There are plenty of hot chicks at shit like an SCA event, they're the same kind of hot chick that you'd find at a game store. A bit nerdy themselves, but totally get off on the way they get an endless stream of awkward nerds fawning all over them.
 
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