Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Gavinmad

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I know it's already been said Onoes, and you're no more likely to listen to me than to anyone else on the thread, but

Onoes_sl said:
and she didn't even realize my hair was actually my permanent hair upon meeting me,and wanted an explanation when she realized. Since then, she's let me know that she would definitely prefer I cut it, but that its up to me and she obviously likes me all the same. She made a comment this weekend about how she'd be very appreciative if I could wear a hat when/if I meet her parents. So, I don't think the "rebelling against mommy and daddy" theory holds up too well either.
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To any reasonable person this would be a wake-up call. I love your horns, but I would be absolutely mortified if someone mistook my everyday appearance for a god damned Ren-Faire costume, and this is coming from someone who used to get dressed up and go hit other nerds with padded foam swords.

I mean I've read some of your posts defending the horns, and the best counterpoint I can come up with is from Kung Fu Panda. There is no secret ingredient. The horns aren't giving you confidence, the confidence has been inside you the whole time. So cut those bitches off and if you really are a modern day Samson just grow the things back.
 
Tarrant

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Gavinmad_sl said:
I know it's already been said Onoes, and you're no more likely to listen to me than to anyone else on the thread, but



To any reasonable person this would be a wake-up call. I love your horns, but I would be absolutely mortified if someone mistook my everyday appearance for a god damned Ren-Faire costume, and this is coming from someone who used to get dressed up and go hit other nerds with padded foam swords.

I mean I've read some of your posts defending the horns, and the best counterpoint I can come up with is from Kung Fu Panda. There is no secret ingredient. The horns aren't giving you confidence, the confidence has been inside you the whole time. So cut those bitches off and if you really are a modern day Samson just grow the things back.
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This is what my post was trying to elude to as well. Well said Gav.
 
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RandAlThor420_sl

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-LONG time thread stalker (well, not that long, but since FOH days) chiming in to say that I fucking love Onoes stories. Some of you are a little harsh on him and I get scared that he is going to stop posting here... dont ruin the fun!

And.... Gavinmads post about it being inside you the whole time is a good one Onoes.
 
radditsu

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Man I was in the line at Walmart and I don't know if it was the general populous in my vicinity or the smell of shitty clove cigarettes and jnco jeans but I just had to open this thread on my phone and catch up
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Do you still live in the mid 90s? JNCO is still a thing?
 
stupidmonkey

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Onoes - Keep on keepin on.

Also bros, the two 19 year olds are keen on meeting each other. Please state all possible scenarios of pros and cons i.e. they both shit in my bushes in the end.

Thanks,

Monkey
 
Famm

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If there's something wrong with Prodigy and JNCO's then life just isn't worth living anymore.
 
iannis

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Onoes stories are good stories.

He's like an episode of californication but I don't have to look at duchovney balls.
 
iannis

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I had to. They're like cargo pants bell bottoms. I don't even remember that shit from the 90's.

Sometimes I'm glad I spent that time in prison.
 
Gravy

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Ididhave to google it. Had no idea what jnco's were. That's just how hipster I am.

Edit: Jesus Christ, it's like I'm just posting what other people have already posted. Sorry.
 
TomServo

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kinda fucking stupid they are back so soon, shit the scum fucks wore them things well into the late nineties early 00s. Also poor people wore levi pipes. what what

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Fifey

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I wore jncos and had Onoes stupid haircut but then again it was 1998 and I was twelve years old.
 
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