Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Soygen

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The helmet came off, but the horns didn't.

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Itlan

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Blazin, Onoes' idiocy has nothing to do with being horny or not getting laid regularly. Trust me, I haven't been laid since 'nam, you don't see me going down on land whales, attempting to become Satan, or moving in with a married chick.

P.S. Don't bang chicks from the gym. Not worth it.
 

The Ancient_sl

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You guys keep saying he's an idiot, but so far he hasn't indicated that the fact that he isn't in a long term stable relationship is causing him distress.
 

Deathwing

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Blazin, Onoes' idiocy has nothing to do with being horny or not getting laid regularly. Trust me, I haven't been laid since 'nam, you don't see me going down on land whales, attempting to become Satan, or moving in with a married chick.

P.S. Don't bang chicks from the gym. Not worth it.
Up until very recently, you lived with your mom. Chubs n horns has a better chance of getting laid than you, regardless of what you lift.
 

BrotherWu

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Are the MMORPG nerds seriously calling out the SCA nerds? At least the SCA nerds get some sunshine and exercise beating on each other with wooden swords.
 

Tenks

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Yeah I mean if he didn't want to be in a relationship he wouldn't so quickly latch onto these women
 

Soygen

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Are the MMORPG nerds seriously calling out the SCA nerds? At least the SCA nerds get some sunshine and exercise beating on each other with wooden swords.
To be fair, I would also make fun of MMORPG nerds.
 

Itlan

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Up until very recently, you lived with your mom. Chubs n horns has a better chance of getting laid than you, regardless of what you lift.
I never had a problem getting laid actually. It was simply a matter of finding a place other than my house lol. But yes, I see your point.
 

BrutulTM

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To be fair, I would also make fun of MMORPG nerds.
Same here, but regardless, dressing up as a magical creature and having a fake fight with someone else who is also dressed up as a magical creature is an order of magnitude more nerdy than playing a video game.
 

Gavinmad

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The Lightning Bolt video is from Nero, which is a pretty elaborate DnD larp, tons of rules, etc. SCA is a bunch of hardcore middle ages recreationists, although they obviously only recreate the romanticized aspects of the middle ages.

I used to be a part of a group called Belegarth, which is strictly fighting, zero roleplaying. Mild costuming and some armor, but it all adheres to very simple rules. Much more of a sport than any of the other live action nerd groups, with a much higher ratio of fit people because it's pretty physically intense. It's full contact with lightly padded foam weapons over fiberglass or pvc cores, no tap fighting or magic spells like in Nero.
 

Haast

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TIL that in most statesa vindictive wife could claim rape to any sex between her and her husband. Only 13 states raise the legal bar for non-consent between husband and wife. In other states, a spurned spouse could claim the tipsy sex after date night was rape. Or she could claim she was coerced into any given sexual encounter and that would be valid (letter of the law, at least). Mind blown.

Apparently the goal was to help abused women have legal recourse. Noble idea. But in many states, the implementation was lazy as fuck. They just removed the marriage exemption from rape laws, opening the door to the above possibilities.

Does this kind of shit go down in acrimonious divorces?

Also, INB4 anyone points out a husband could do the same thing to his wife. True. This thread is vast majority dudes, so I'm speaking to my audience.
 

chaos

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Yeah I mean if he didn't want to be in a relationship he wouldn't so quickly latch onto these women
I think he has mentioned before that he wants a relationship, but is also enjoying himself. Or was until that shitty breakup he had.

idk, he seems fine to me. He's off doing whatever and taking care of his responsibilities. He has horns, but apparently it isn't a big enough deal for this girl to be a dealbreaker and he holds a respectable job that provides for his kids. He has missteps but the difference between him and everyone else here is he posts his, everyone else here isn't chronicling every mistake they make in life.

But need to get that child support fixed, for real.