Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Tarrant

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Noodlemod_sl said:
Sounds like someone wore levis pipes lol
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No, i wore regular clothes that fit normal like a normal human being. The only thing missing from those jeans are devil horns and meeting women at the ren fest who are looking to leave their husbands.
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Anyway, we're getting a bit off topic here. We should go post those in mens fashion and see what happens.
 
Slaythe

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I wanted JNCOs as a kid but my mom wouldn't buy them. Better sense than I had at the time I guess. The jeans I did wear were still baggy to all hell as that's pretty much the only thing that was for sale back then.
 
Noodleface

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FYI a lot of you guys are pussy-footing around with Onoes in order to make him keep providing entertainment. I'd rather be a dick to the guy and have him think "man, maybe this guy is right" than have a bunch of people basically pushing him to do stupid shit all the time.

Someone needs to tell him the horns are stupid. Someone needs to tell him he's an absolute idiot for slamming a landwhale at a ren fair. Someone needs to tell him that this chick is a bad idea. If that makes him stop posting stories, but the dude changes his life, then so be it.

Onoes it's cool that you're "living the dream" and doing what you want, but at some point you're going to look back at this point in your life and say "what the fuck was I thinking?" I genuinely wish that one day that you change enough to pursue what you're really looking for in the right way. You've stated countless times you didn't want a serious relationship but that seems to be ALL you're looking for. It ain't gonna happen with the horns bro. When a chick says she thought your haircut was just a joke, that right there should be enough to make you reconsider it.
 
Noodleface

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It's better than saying everyone is too hard on him. If I saw this dude in real life I probably wouldn't want my parents seeing me with him even as a friend.
 
McCheese

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Noodlemod_sl said:
Onoes it's cool that you're "living the dream" and doing what you want, but at some point you're going to look back at this point in your life and say "what the fuck was I thinking?" I genuinely wish that one day that you change enough to pursue what you're really looking for in the right way. You've stated countless times you didn't want a serious relationship but that seems to be ALL you're looking for. It ain't gonna happen with the horns bro. When a chick says she thought your haircut was just a joke, that right there should be enough to make you reconsider it.
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The thing about "living the dream" that Onoes described a few posts ago is that it doesn't have to be this all-or-nothing situation like Onoes paints it to be. You can strike a good balance between leading a non-devil-horns, comfortable life while still finding opportunities to let your hair down (put up the devil horns) and go crazy and make some awesome stories.
 
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Outside of telling him to fix what he's doing with child support, I don't know that your advice does anything but try to get him to live a life more similar to yours. Despite the fact he comes here to tell stories, he doesn't seem unhappy at all.
 
iannis

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The child support thing is the main thing where he's utterly reliant on the good intentions of his ex wife.

And he might be entirely right to trust to her good nature on that count. But it's like they said, it may come up against something completely unrelated. It may not even be a bad intention that fucks that arrangement up, just she has to do something with the state and the children for some reason and they go, "There's not a box on the form for that? Wutdo?" and then onoes gets fucked.

If it was at LEAST in the separation agreement, that would be better than writing notes on the checks.

Basically this married ren faire woman is going to fix itself. The infatuation will burn out and then that'll be that. The main trick here is to not propose to her or anything like that in the intervening couple of months. And if we're all wrong and it lasts beyond that... well then the horns work!
 
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Jilariz_sl

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The Ancient_sl said:
Outside of telling him to fix what he's doing with child support, I don't know that your advice does anything but try to get him to live a life more similar to yours. Despite the fact he comes here to tell stories, he doesn't seem unhappy at all.
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That's because ignorance is bliss. This guy wasn't magically different after his divorce. He's just different. His mind only thinks one way and that's probably related to his coping with his awful upbringing. Changing Onoes is like telling a Tasmanian devil he should have butterfly wings.
 
TomServo

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Noodle is right. I mean I genuinely feel for onoes after he opened up about his childhood. pretty damn heart breaking, but dude really is contradictory as hell. He only seeks out complicated women often in long term relationships or coming out of them (if you believe it), and actively works against self interest. Dude is doing the whole corrective emotional experience thing.
 
Slaythe

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Seems to me like he'll go after any attractive girl that gives him attention. This just ends up being a healthy mix of young, crazy girls and older women just recently out of relationships. Neither of which are going to have much long term potential.
 
DickTrickle

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I'm pretty sure onoes is happier than a lot of you miserable fucks. That has to count for something.
 
Noodleface

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He's happy sure. And good for him, seriously. I'll stop ragging on the dude anyways, I truly wish for him to find what he really wants one day. I don't think hell find it with someone who divorces their husband and bangs the dude they met at a ren faire.
 
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DickTrickle_sl said:
I'm pretty sure onoes is happier than a lot of you miserable fucks. That has to count for something.
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No you are pretty sure he has more moments of happiness involving sex than we do. Most of us have great lives that aren't about having sex as the only indicator of fulfillment.

I just had cancer and have a daughter who is breaking her own arm for attention and I would bet at the end of the day I am happier than Onoes.
 
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