darkmiasma
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I'd love to see the forum where his ex-wife is posting that pic and thanking god she's getting smashed by ripped dudes from the gym instead of fatties at a ren faire and not coming home to that every night.
Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Khane
Got something right about marriage
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Aside from the horns Onoes is a pretty decent lookin dude. And he's not a fat ass. So....
Noodleface
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ZyyzYzzy
RIP USA
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Better than good ole deadeyes who posts here.
And seriously, did he fucking do a photo shoot or something?
Noodleface
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Upon looking at the second chick there may be blood stains on the carpet behind her. May have dodged a bullet.
Soygen
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Those chicks are cute enough. Nobody would give a fuck about Onoes horns if he didn't come here sharing not only the successes, but more importantly, the failures he's encountered. When you share as much as Onoes does(and not many do here), the criticism is going to follow. At that age, that haircut is going to severely limit your potential partners. And as you get closer to women in your age and income range, it just gets worse. If you're happy with your options, keep on keepin' on.
I say never cut your horns off, Onoes. They are the source of your power and you'll wither and die without them.
I say never cut your horns off, Onoes. They are the source of your power and you'll wither and die without them.
iannis
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Oh mother night! Fold your dark arms around me! Protect me in your black embrace!
I need to watch that movie again. That dance scene, and the one in Labyrinth always makes me feel like 12 again.
Just big goofy smiles and the weirdest boner.
12 was a lot like 22 but with less weed, come to think of it.
I need to watch that movie again. That dance scene, and the one in Labyrinth always makes me feel like 12 again.
Just big goofy smiles and the weirdest boner.
12 was a lot like 22 but with less weed, come to think of it.
Onoes
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Real tattoo. I had the outline done November 19th, fill was over 3 sessions, each two weeks apart. So, I've had it all of 2 months? I'm happy with it /shrug.
The photo shoot picture is exactly that, though not something I requested or paid for or anything. My friend is doing photo shoots out of his garage as a hobby and called me one day in Jan to see what I was up to. I had the day off, and he asked if I wanted to come over and help him test out his new flash or something (some big square thing). I went over and he took pictures of me, and I was like "Why did you need me for this?" and he went "Well, it helps me with getting things set up, but I thought you could use some photos for dating websites or whatever too.". So, that's why I have those.
Also, Legend is a great film.
Noodleface
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Gavinmad
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Wait, she was married to a black guy?Ohh, and apparently she had posted this to Facebook Monday night, I just saw it. So yeah, still pretty sure she's not lying. lol.
FULL STOP!!! ALL HANDS ABANDON SHIP!!!
Phazael
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This was my thought as well. But if we take Onoes at his word, they both sound like winners.....
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