Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Kithani

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Lol, I feel like it was never mentioned that this girl was 19 when we were hearing about her before.
 
khalid

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Wasn't Sutekh trolling the last time he started with a juicy story that included a "surprise" about her?
 
Famm

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The trolling was the story about going to hang out with his ex-wife and her new husband at their cottage in Europe. Sut gets to make shit up and still post here, but poor Dumar is banned for speaking his mind. Where is the justice amod???
 
Sutekh

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We worked at bestbuy together, she was 16 when she started there. She turns 20 in May. I'm positive I told you guys her age when I talked about her before.

fifey_sl said:
But she has a blossoming acting career.
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Bro she works in production not acting.

Why would I lie about this chick when I wasn't even the one to bring her up!
 
Sutekh

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Hey thanks. I usually go out and grab dinner alone here and will almost always strike a conversation up with the person sitting next to me, but this is the first time I've ever progressed it past anything. Usually women pursue me so this whole thing is a little backwards.
 
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Dumar_sl said:
I've had a bazillion relationships. I've dated every type of woman imaginable. I've done one-night stands, 2.5, a year, half year, a few months, spun plates, over and over. There was a point where I had an OKC date with a new woman every day of the week. I've went out with upwards of over 250 girls probably. I'm not saying I slept with all of them - that isn't my point. My point is you can distill their behavior down to the same things, and that distillation is useful. It's mechanical, and we can understand it.
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Sutekh

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Hey I believe him, it's not exactly hard to find a date when you've got no standards. I troll girls on tinder all the time and they'll still message me for days without getting the hint.
 
calhoonjugganaut

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Seems like my wife and I have an argument every weekend. She doesn't work and on the weekends I want to get my drink on after a long week. It doesn't matter if I get hammered or if I only have a couple, she just turns into the biggest bitch ever. Her being pregnant probably has a lot to do with it but it's been like this since before as well. The solution seems simple. Quit drinking. That's not something that I'm going to do though. I'm not angry, wild, loud, or violent when I drink and I don't really know why it pisses her off so much. She's the type that can have one margarita at a mexican restaraunt and be completely fucked up whereas I can drink a case and be cool just talking to folks. It's really becoming frustrating to the point where I'm just like fuck it. I don't want to feel like that but it's like groundhog day every Friday. Any tips?
 
Sutekh

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CalhoonJugganaut_sl said:
Seems like my wife and I have an argument every weekend. She doesn't work and on the weekends I want to get my drink on after a long week. It doesn't matter if I get hammered or if I only have a couple, she just turns into the biggest bitch ever. Her being pregnant probably has a lot to do with it but it's been like this since before as well. The solution seems simple. Quit drinking. That's not something that I'm going to do though. I'm not angry, wild, loud, or violent when I drink and I don't really know why it pisses her off so much. She's the type that can have one margarita at a mexican restaraunt and be completely fucked up whereas I can drink a case and be cool just talking to folks. It's really becoming frustrating to the point where I'm just like fuck it. I don't want to feel like that but it's like groundhog day every Friday. Any tips?
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Why do you value drinking over the happiness of your wife? Alcohol shouldn't have that much importance in your life. I'm sure the idea of her restricting you from doing something in your life is much worse than actually not drinking but if it's something that legit pisses her off, why not just find a different way to relax?

Yeah it existed before she was pregnant, but if she's growing a person inside her I'd be more inclined to just listen to things like "I don't like that you drink every weekend".
 
TheBeagle

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Take up smoking pot!

But seriously, wtf should he not be allowed to enjoy a few drinks on the weekend after a hard week? Unless he's a mean asshole when he drinks it should have zero impact on his wife and seems unreasonable to be asked to jump on the wagon.
 
radditsu

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Sutekh_sl said:
Why do you value drinking over the happiness of your wife? Alcohol shouldn't have that much importance in your life. I'm sure the idea of her restricting you from doing something in your life is much worse than actually not drinking but if it's something that legit pisses her off, why not just find a different way to relax?

Yeah it existed before she was pregnant, but if she's growing a person inside her I'd be more inclined to just listen to things like "I don't like that you drink every weekend".
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Because sometimes your opposite in the relationship gets stuff in their head that their happiness always and forever trumps your own. Sometimes a dude has to swing his nuts a bit to remind others that its not always and forever "their way".

That being said the dude is a drunk And prob should stop. "I can drink a few or a case and be fine" means you are not fine and a fucking lusch.
 
Sutekh

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I don't think it's an unreasonable request, there's literally not benefit from drinking other than getting drunk. It's worse than playing video games, because at least in gaming there's the off-chance you might actually accomplish something. All drinking does is basically restrict you from doing anything for the day since you can't drive anywhere, no one wants to bring you out in public, and your overall intelligence is reverted back to that of a teenager.

If the biggest gripe your wife has is "I think you drink too much" then I think she's got a point.

radditsu_sl said:
Because sometimes your opposite in the relationship gets stuff in their head that their happiness always and forever trumps your own. Sometimes a dude has to swing his nuts a bit to remind others that its not always and forever "their way".

That being said the dude is a drunk And prob should stop. "I can drink a few or a case and be fine" means you are not fine and a fucking lusch.
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Yeah I agree, that's why I said the problem is more giving up your freedom than actually stopping drinking. But the thing to remember about marriage is that it's not,YouvsWifeIt's You/Wife vs World.
 
Noodleface

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CalhoonJugganaut_sl said:
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I replaced this with my current situation. Now you can see how foolish it sounds
 
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