Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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iannis

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She's our asco.

My references go so deep that only 2 or 3 people on the board will even know what picture I'm talking about.

THAT'S THE META-ASCO.
 

Gravy

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I think I've seen all the pictures unfortunately, but you're too deep for me, man. Don't take much.
 

Crone

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Does she give BJs or is she holdnig out for a state trooper?
She does so willingly.
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And she doesn't take the console, she's perfectly happy watching me play consoles because she's interested in the story, or watching the action. She'll bug me about when I'm going to play ABC game next because she wants to know what's gonna happen. lol

My wife usually doesn't put on a bunch of makeup in general and rarely on the weekends but bragging your wife doesn't take very much time putting effort into her appearance? Sorry that super win is a super lose.
So unless they spend a certain amount of time getting ready, it means they don't put any effort into their appearance? Can you link me the time table so I can make sure she spends the right amount of time?
 

Cad

scientia potentia est
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So unless they spend a certain amount of time getting ready, it means they don't put any effort into their appearance? Can you link me the time table so I can make sure she spends the right amount of time?
Don't be cunty about it. You can just say she's hot without spending a lot of time and then we'll ask for pics and you'll say no and that'll be that.
 

chaos

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I had a nightmare about not being able to outrun asco as she hobbled towards me. It was the worst thing that has ever happened to me.
 

Crone

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She's not a pillow, but that did make me laugh, and I do love her so very much!

Sorry Cad. She's so hot, and no, not posting pictures. haha

Crone loves his wife so much he made is forum handle in honor of her.
Lol, I had to dictionary.com Crone, as I've never heard of the reference. Nice!
 

Khane

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Basically the last 4 pages or so of this thread have made me feel a lot smarter than all of you married guys.
 

Mures

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The best one is when they spend pointless time arranging things in the house or cleaning something or decorating something that literally nobody in the world gives a shit about but them she's doing things "for the house" and so it's not "fun time" in the "you watch the kids so I can have my fun time" conversation. And its like, what the fuck. I wish you wouldn't do that shit, much less give you credit for doing it. Just stop.

Also, do ya'll needle your wives over time spent getting ready in the morning? Haha I push that now and then just for shits and giggles.
Oh man, one time we were throwing a party at our house so we're getting the house ready leading up the week before and she had a day off and spent the "entire day" working in the back yard. I was like thats great, but we really needed to get x, y, z done. No one is going to notice the back yard. I certainly didn't get any that night.

Speaking of getting ready, the wife and I just got into a bit of a tiff the other day because she started getting rdy 90 minutes prior and with 45 minutes still to get rdy before we had to go she told me 3 times within 10 minutes I needed to start getting ready. I know how long it takes for me to get rdy!
 

Sutekh

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The married guys in this thread is the equivalent to their wives getting together with their friends and bitching. Motherfuckers is it really that awful that you've got to wait 20 extra minutes. I'd just tell me ex that we had to be there -20 minutes than we actually had to be there and we were on-time for 9 years.
 

Tarrant

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The married guys in this thread is the equivalent to their wives getting together with their friends and bitching. Motherfuckers is it really that awful that you've got to wait 20 extra minutes. I'd just tell me ex that we had to be there -20 minutes than we actually had to be there and we were on-time for 9 years.
It really is just that indeed and to the second part, no. It usually gives me more time to do whatever and as long as we aren't late I give no fucks.