She does so willingly.Does she give BJs or is she holdnig out for a state trooper?
So unless they spend a certain amount of time getting ready, it means they don't put any effort into their appearance? Can you link me the time table so I can make sure she spends the right amount of time?My wife usually doesn't put on a bunch of makeup in general and rarely on the weekends but bragging your wife doesn't take very much time putting effort into her appearance? Sorry that super win is a super lose.
checking in.She's our asco.
My references go so deep that only 2 or 3 people on the board will even know what picture I'm talking about.
THAT'S THE META-ASCO.
Don't be cunty about it. You can just say she's hot without spending a lot of time and then we'll ask for pics and you'll say no and that'll be that.So unless they spend a certain amount of time getting ready, it means they don't put any effort into their appearance? Can you link me the time table so I can make sure she spends the right amount of time?
Old bitches need love to Iannis.She's our asco.
My references go so deep that only 2 or 3 people on the board will even know what picture I'm talking about.
THAT'S THE META-ASCO.
Lol, I had to dictionary.com Crone, as I've never heard of the reference. Nice!Crone loves his wife so much he made is forum handle in honor of her.
Oh man, one time we were throwing a party at our house so we're getting the house ready leading up the week before and she had a day off and spent the "entire day" working in the back yard. I was like thats great, but we really needed to get x, y, z done. No one is going to notice the back yard. I certainly didn't get any that night.The best one is when they spend pointless time arranging things in the house or cleaning something or decorating something that literally nobody in the world gives a shit about but them she's doing things "for the house" and so it's not "fun time" in the "you watch the kids so I can have my fun time" conversation. And its like, what the fuck. I wish you wouldn't do that shit, much less give you credit for doing it. Just stop.
Also, do ya'll needle your wives over time spent getting ready in the morning? Haha I push that now and then just for shits and giggles.
It really is just that indeed and to the second part, no. It usually gives me more time to do whatever and as long as we aren't late I give no fucks.The married guys in this thread is the equivalent to their wives getting together with their friends and bitching. Motherfuckers is it really that awful that you've got to wait 20 extra minutes. I'd just tell me ex that we had to be there -20 minutes than we actually had to be there and we were on-time for 9 years.