Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Fifey

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Sutekh_sl said:
The married guys in this thread is the equivalent to their wives getting together with their friends and bitching. Motherfuckers is it really that awful that you've got to wait 20 extra minutes. I'd just tell me ex that we had to be there -20 minutes than we actually had to be there and we were on-time for 9 years.
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Because sometimes I'll turn my game off to get ready and then have to sit around for ten minutes waiting. First world problems, man.
 
Sutekh

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If there's one thing I learned from Zehn, you can easily go afk in a raid without being noticed.
 
DickTrickle

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I don't understand why you guys would *want* someone who needs makeup. It's time consuming, feels weird, and is a lie. Do your wives not let you see them until they have makeup on? Natural attractiveness also will age much better.
 
Sutekh

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Stop pretending like makeup doesn't make already pretty women prettier. You're not fooling anyone here.
 
DickTrickle

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Plenty of women use makeup poorly and look worse. Even if not, I think it's a waste, especially when you should presumably see her sometimes without it. It also promotes a pretty unhealthy way of thinking -- no, I don't find an emphasis on doing makeup itself to be attractive (how many makeup obsessed wimen are outdoorsy women who will go on hikes or long bike rides, for example?) Stop pretending your preferences are universal.

Would you wear makeup daily for hours on end if that had the same effect? I doubt it.

Edit: in any case, for those who like it, you should never complain about it if that is indeed what made them attractive enough for you to want to be with them. You should be thanking them for dealing with it daily.
 
Khane

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I'm not a fan of makeup either. In fact, I don't think I've ever really dated a woman who got made up. Hey how about that... I guess I do have a type.
 
Soygen

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Khane_sl said:
I'm not a fan of makeup either. In fact, I don't think I've ever really dated a woman who got made up. Hey how about that... I guess I do have a type.
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Your type: No make-up. No showers. No menage-a-trois.
 
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Tenks

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Makeup can make a pretty girl beautiful and an ugly girl actually passable (just look at basically every porn star w/o makeup.) Every single celebrity wears it and when they don't it hits the front page of tabloids because they look like normal people but with professional makeup stylists. I'm not saying a girl has to go the full 9 and put on fake eyelashes, take an hour doing her eye makeup just right and put on 3 layers of foundation but a little makeup can go a long way of making a girl far more attractive.
 
Soygen

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Yeah, I definitely appreciate well-done makeup. Obviously nobody wants to get with someone who looks terrible without it, but hot chicks will look even hotter when the makeup is subtle and well-done.
 
Sutekh

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DickTrickle_sl said:
Plenty of women use makeup poorly and look worse. Even if not, I think it's a waste, especially when you should presumably see her sometimes without it. It also promotes a pretty unhealthy way of thinking -- no, I don't find an emphasis on doing makeup itself to be attractive (how many makeup obsessed wimen are outdoorsy women who will go on hikes or long bike rides, for example?) Stop pretending your preferences are universal.

Would you wear makeup daily for hours on end if that had the same effect? I doubt it.

Edit: in any case, for those who like it, you should never complain about it if that is indeed what made them attractive enough for you to want to be with them. You should be thanking them for dealing with it daily.
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So people who do things incorrectly tend to end up in a worse situation? Gee what a profound point of view. The same thing can be said about blowjobs, when getting a shitty blowjob it's worse than getting no blowjob at all. You don't see people going around claiming they hate them (except for me, I've said that). If you're with someone for more than a month or two it's pretty much a given that you'll see them without makeup, it's not the end of the world lol.

If the roles were reversed and it meant that I was more attractive to the opposite sex, you god damn right I'd learn how to put makeup on.

Pretty much every single woman I've ever met hiking, climbing, or doing outdoorsy shit still wears makeup. No idea where you even got the opinion that they don't.
 
TJT

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Okay Y'all.

Fuck it trip booked to Ukraine in June. Kiev, Carpathian Mountains and the Black Sea. Ukraine Skytrash friend is going to have his cute cousin take me on a guided tour pretty much. Dollar has gained 30% value against the Hryvnia and it should be a good time.

Got all my shit sorted and now I am just waiting for the moving date which is like April 9th. I've two races this weekend and its my birthday next week so I'm debating on buying myself a top of the line skydiving helmet... mainly because its cool.

Shit still sucks hard, but detaching myself from the situation hasn't been too bad. Focusing on so many other things its kind of in the back of my mind for now. Still kind of beside myself though.
 
radditsu

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Sutekh_sl said:
So people who do things incorrectly tend to end up in a worse situation? Gee what a profound point of view. The same thing can be said about blowjobs, when getting a shitty blowjob it's worse than getting no blowjob at all. You don't see people going around claiming they hate them (except for me, I've said that). If you're with someone for more than a month or two it's pretty much a given that you'll see them without makeup, it's not the end of the world lol.

If the roles were reversed and it meant that I was more attractive to the opposite sex, you god damn right I'd learn how to put makeup on.

Pretty much every single woman I've ever met hiking, climbing, or doing outdoorsy shit still wears makeup. No idea where you even got the opinion that they don't.
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never been a fan of blowjobs. I dont know why...
 
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Tenks

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Probably because it feels worse than actual sex. If I'm getting oral with the intention of finishing I basically have to close my eyes and imagine I'm actually having sex. Although I wouldn't say I'm not a fan of them it is a nice change of pace.
 
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