Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Tenks

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Nester's uncle, with all due respect, and remember I'm sayin' with all due respect, you ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin' it on.
 
Nester

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My uncle is wealthy travels the world and likes hot chicks. Its funny though, he decided to switch it up last time and married a super rich lady that could by and sell him 10 times over. Still did not work out, her kids are sooo fucked up. one had over $100k spent on rehab before she turned 20.

It was always interesting going to the next family event to meet your new Aunt. I am just glad he stopped inviting us to the weddings. we just get an email a few weeks later. I think after the last one he is done...but we shall see.
 
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The Master

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Cad_sl said:
So there's a few different types of non-monogamy, and they shouldn't really be confused.

One is "open marriage" - one or both of them can just do whatever as long as they come home at night.

Another is "swingers" - they have non-monogamous sex reasonably together; either in the same room or actually on the same bed all together.

Lastly is "polyamorous" - these actually have spare boyfriends/girlfriends but the wife/husband is the "primary".

Open marriage is more your 1950's "we have an understanding as long as I am discreet" type of thing.

Swinging is different, my feeling is a goodly number of these people are very satisfied with their spouse, and just want to do something extra, or enjoy watching their spouse perform.

Polys run a risky game, because they explicitly do have emotions for their other partners, thats their whole thing.

tldr; not all non-monogamy is created equal.

Of course, there's always plain old cheaters, too.
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There is a lot more variety than that actually. But I think for the purposes of this thread most people will be in an open relationship/marriage.
 
Noodleface

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Nester_sl said:
My uncle is wealthy travels the world and likes hot chicks. Its funny though, he decided to switch it up last time and married a super rich lady that could by and sell him 10 times over. Still did not work out, her kids are sooo fucked up. one had over $100k spent on rehab before she turned 20.

It was always interesting going to the next family event to meet your new Aunt. I am just glad he stopped inviting us to the weddings. we just get an email a few weeks later. I think after the last one he is done...but we shall see.
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Ok if I was rich the last thing I would want to do would be to marry a hot chick.

Bang them all to my heart's content, but why risk losing so much money to vapid cunts?
 
Khane

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Nester_sl said:
Only his first wife, who I grew up with and had his 2 kids made out well in the divorce. The rest had to deal with his team of lawyers.
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Yea but... why even have to deal with getting a divorce? Just never get married. Hell, never even commit.
 
Nester

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Well he did expect every single one of them to be "forever" and he likes/liked the idea of being married. He is a brilliant man who built a huge company by himself....just really bad at picking ladies
 
Hoss

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Cad_sl said:
One of my aunts has been married 4 times, twice to the same guy, and divorced him twice too.
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My aunt and uncle were married 3 or 4 times to each other. It was a tumultuous relationship. She was a catholic, he was an alcoholic. You get the picture.

lurkingdirk_sl said:
So, to be clear, if I say, "with all due respect," I can then say whatever horrible thing I want?

Awesome.
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I think "all due respect" is a yankee thing. In the south it's "Bless your heart", and it can come before or after the statement.
 
Famm

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I love "all due respect" because I can very well believe you deserve no respect whatsoever!
 
Haast

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Hoss_sl said:
I think "all due respect" is a yankee thing. In the south it's "Bless your heart", and it can come before or after the statement.
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Yes, if a woman says "bless her heart" about another woman, it means "fuck that cunt". But it sounds nicer.
 
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