It takes like a month to sell a house, so this was planned like a week into dating! Oh Onoes!
Nah, here is the timeline.
Mid-February - Met and hit it off like crazy at a Ren fair type thing, she was married, exchanged Facebook info (no sex or anything, just got along really well)
End of February - She contacts me to tell me she is going to talk to her husband about divorce, and she hopes that when she is single we can go out and see what happens. She talks to her husband and finds out he's been talking to a girl online for months and also wants the marriage to end.
Early March - We have been talking every day, and skyping every night for a week or so, I drive up to spend the weekend with her in Phoenix. At this point she has already filed for divorce, and her and her husband are no longer sharing a room or anything. They are in the process of prepping their house to sell, along with most of their stuff.
End of March - Most of their stuff is gone, she is driving up every weekend to spend with me. She's been offered a job that she can work long distance from, and has decided to move to my town (her mom actually lives in the same town as me, so the initial plan was for her to move into her moms house). She gives her current job notice and takes the new one.
Beginning of April - Her husband leaves for California. Her father is a realtor in Phoenix, so they start the process of selling the house. They only bought the house 2 years ago, and her father thinks she may lose up to 15k selling it, after realtor fees and closing costs, so that's not great, but she moves forward. She moves into a friends spare room so the house can be shown and starts the process of getting it listed, everything she plans on keeping is packed into her garage, house is empty and cleaned.
Mid April - Her new job sends her to Denver for a convention thing, so she can meet a bunch of people from the head office in New York, she has a great time. We start talking about her moving down, and she says something about living with her mom, and I throw out a "Lets be honest, I expect you to be at my house 99% of the time anyway, you'll probably just end up storing stuff at your moms mainly.", which she agree's with, and then questions why she is even going to her moms to begin with. I agree, and we just decide that she should probably just move in with me.
End of April - Her house gets listed, and sells within 20 minutes, she accepts the first offer she gets. It's better than what she was asking, so in the end, after everything, she will maybe lose 3k tops. Her ex-husband will split the loss as well, so super minimal.
First weekend of May - I drove up and met the rest of her family in Phoenix, packed up a couple of trucks, and moved her into my house. Everything is going perfectly, she's phenomenal.
We head back to Phoenix tomorrow, as she Graduates ASU Thursday with her MBA.
I think that's about it? She's easily the smartest girl I've ever been with, and she's a nerd. We've been playing board games and video games together, hiking, and going out in general. She's a bit of a hippie in the sense that she's vegan and super into everything being organic and natural, which is something I don't care about at all. She's also pretty much never watched any tv or seen many movies, something I'm pretty hugely into. That's about all we have discovered for differences so far, and they are things that aren't bad at all. I'm enjoying trying vegan foods, and she's enjoying me showing her some of my favorite movies.
We have another trip planned to Phoenix in a couple of weeks to see the Kids in the Hall reunion show (she didn't know who they were, this is all me), and I'm going with her next month on a work trip to San Francisco, where we are going to stay a few extra days to just hang out and explore.
Ohhh and she loves my kids. She has always wanted to be a mom, but her Ex didn't want children, and due to some medical issues with her lady parts, she's highly skeptical she could get pregnant, or even carry a baby, anyway. Since I've had a vasectomy as well, no children are happening. She has expressed that this is everything she has ever wanted, but she has also expressed a sadness for not being able to have her own kids as well. I told her that she's actually lucking into the perfect situation, as right now we have a week with the kids, and a week for ourselves. This lets us travel, or just be adults without having a constant responsibility to be parents. She's mentioned that after thinking about it, this really does seem like the ideal situation, and she couldn't be happier.
But yeah, anyway, tons of fast life changes, and who knows, it might not last, but it certainly feels real right now. P.s. She knows I don't want to remarry, and she doesn't think she does either. It probably helps that her mom lived with her step dad for a dozen or so years and they never married, but where happy and content until he passed away last year.
So yeah. Color me EXCITED.