Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Remit_sl

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Onoes_sl said:
She has no idea who wrote that :p
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If I were her, I would hang that shit on the wall. I'd frame the fucker. When people asked me who made it, I would say "My stupid dumb fucking idiot ex husband made his new girlfriend make it for me. He is so fucking dumb, he was making me presents while I was meeting with a lawyer and plotting to take him for everything he has. What a chump, right?"
 
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Tenks

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> Be fine arts major
> Study hard for 4 years
> Professional hand writer for kid's drawings
 
BrotherWu

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Onoes sometimes reminds of someone who believes that the portrayal of predators in Disney/Pixar movies is how they could actually be expected to behave if you poked them with a stick in the wild.


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Jabberwhacky

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Ah come on you guys are always so hard on him. Sure, it obviously wasn't written by the young kids still developing their calligraphic skills, nor was it written by a man whose hands are ruined from years of firestarting, twisted firestarting, but there's lots of other possibilities besides the only other human in the scenario! He's totally in the clear.
 
Hoss

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ohnoes, when she said you were 0-3 on relationships, you should have said "0-4 including you".
 
Pemulis

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He also keeps his shit separated. He may bang his hoes in his wife's bed while his son is in intensive care, but he doesn't expect them to be BFFs
 
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Picasso3

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Onoes would get everyone together for a big kumbaya fuck in his kids hospital bed and fall in love with the nurse.
 
Onoes

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I did crack up at that as well.

And come on Noodle, I said she has three degrees, with the first being Arts. You know, from when she was 18 and dumb. Her most recent is an MBA, so... yeah.
 
iannis

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She's how old? 30ish?

There is such a thing as having too many degrees.

Not that I'm saying she does. But that's a thing. Professional studentry. I had a buddy who was trust fund. Well I knew him and we hung out sometimes. Not like we were great pals or anything. He'd racked up 4 degrees. He was just waiting for 35 and his inheritance. It's a good thing he was born rich, because honestly the dude was sort of useless.
 
Hoss

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It's not like organizational studies is impressive either. Is that the one she used to get into an MBA program?
 
Onoes

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Northern Az University, I have no idea how college works so I don't really know specifics. She just got a 3 month trial thing managing a non profit business, to which she can do most of the work from home (she has to travel to conventions one weekend per month, so 3 total times in the initial trial) and she's getting paid almost what I make in a year for it.... so yeah. After the 3 months they renegotiate wages and lock it in for long term if everything goes well.

Anyway, spent the day at the wedding with the ex who went out of her way to say hi and even make small talk. So, hopefully that maintains. Headed to Vegas now to pick a friend up at the airport, so don't expect responses tonight.
 
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