Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Noodleface
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My dick has an unnaturally long cool down. So much so that I thought I might have a medical issue. 24 hours is the sweetspot. If I spank it before that I have trouble finishing. Tough to explain. Not a boner problem but a sack one.
Hoss
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I can literally take care of business in the bathroom right before and still might be a 2 pump chump if it's been long enough. I've put blisters on my dick twice when i was horny in a hotel and bought the all access porn pass.
In case any women are wondering, the blisters didn't cure the horniness.
In case any women are wondering, the blisters didn't cure the horniness.
Soygen
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Izo
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JVIRUS
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Why would my wife, an otherwise ok looking woman, wake up one day and say, "hey, i think i will chop my hair off and look like a dyke".
very similar to this but the sides and back of her head now are completely shaved. A bit of pudginess, poor posture, and this haircut now and she looks like absolute shit. It is embarrassingly bad, and of course pals/family are breaking my balls about it. Who's in love with the gay mom-do?Her overweight friends. The best defensive lines I've heard are the, " Halle Berry and Kira Knightly pull it off!" The person I am talking about...does - not - look - like a model or actress.
Her reasoning is that her normal length of hair was too tedious to maintain, so naturally removing 99% of it is an attractive solution, and that my opinion on it shouldn't matter.
It's like she's been playing a sad game of, "What is the absolute least amount of effort I can put into being attractive, and still get laid", for years.
Dear god I've become
Her reasoning is that her normal length of hair was too tedious to maintain, so naturally removing 99% of it is an attractive solution, and that my opinion on it shouldn't matter.
It's like she's been playing a sad game of, "What is the absolute least amount of effort I can put into being attractive, and still get laid", for years.
Dear god I've become
Even on girls where pixie cut looks good it looks bad. I despise it.
Also who the hell wears those necklaces anymore?
Also who the hell wears those necklaces anymore?
Gavinmad
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You should probably just flat out tell her it makes her look ugly.
It's going to slip out sooner or later, either from your behavior, body language, or you just getting pissed and blurting it out some time. Will be better if you tell her when you're prepared to do damage control rather than it just slipping out and catching you both by surprise.
It's going to slip out sooner or later, either from your behavior, body language, or you just getting pissed and blurting it out some time. Will be better if you tell her when you're prepared to do damage control rather than it just slipping out and catching you both by surprise.
Eidal
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Before we can issue proper judgement, we need JVIRUS' BMI and a rough idea of how much effort he puts into his wardrobe and personal grooming.
Two of my close friends are 30, haven't hit a gym in their life... the 165lb 6'1 malnourished look works well enough when 2/3rds of the population is eating themselves into an early grave. But it cracks me up that they don't lift and don't really mess around with dressing/looking well, while their expectations for women are really high and definitely involve gym time. Both are single.
Two of my close friends are 30, haven't hit a gym in their life... the 165lb 6'1 malnourished look works well enough when 2/3rds of the population is eating themselves into an early grave. But it cracks me up that they don't lift and don't really mess around with dressing/looking well, while their expectations for women are really high and definitely involve gym time. Both are single.
JVIRUS
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I am on guy the left. 6 feet tall, walk around weight is 160-170 and I will cut down as low as 145.9 for competition.
Only slightly above average musculature I suppose considering I teach martial arts for a living, but in good shape nonetheless. The mohawk vanishes after a fight, I just occasionally shave one in as a joke cuz my gym had a "mohawk guy always loses" gag.
Oh I space the first post poorly, the photo is not her merely a relevant image result for "dyke hair"
Only slightly above average musculature I suppose considering I teach martial arts for a living, but in good shape nonetheless. The mohawk vanishes after a fight, I just occasionally shave one in as a joke cuz my gym had a "mohawk guy always loses" gag.
Oh I space the first post poorly, the photo is not her merely a relevant image result for "dyke hair"
Noodleface
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Yikes. My wife's family is full of short haired women. She says she'll never do it but I know it's inevitable. Her mother, grandmother and all her aunts have the same haircut.