Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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lurkingdirk

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True, but I think you and I got lucky, Dirk. I'd say the odds are fitty/fitty.
There is no question but that I got lucky, I'm not going to deny that. But I have a lot of friends who are women, too, and they're all people I would totally trust with things of this sort. Maybe I'm just naive.
 

Noodleface

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Shes turned me away before when she needed to refill and hadnt had a chance to because we were out of town. I know people make mistakes though.

Im just sayin, all signs point towards her taking it properly
You know that if she misses a day, even if you don't have sex, it fucks up the entire thing right? There's your answer
 

Grumpus

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No she started over when that happened. She was going to london for a month anyways so she started the cycle or whatever the fuck you do with them. This was like two or three months ago. And we figure shes about 3 weeks right now
 

Hoss

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If you really didn't want a baby, you should have been doing anal / oral only.
 

Agraza

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One day when people ask, "Where were you?" We'll know we were here. We would witness.

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Zzen

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Im just sayin, all signs point towards her taking it properly
Except for the fact that's she fucking pregnant.

edit: didn't even finish catching up on the thread before posting, the J49 levels of delusion compelled me to hit reply. Famm, you killed it with that post bro.
 

Grumpus

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Thinking my girlfriend was taking her pills makes me delusional?

All im saying is she didnt fuck it up on purpose.
 

Izo

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Thinking my girlfriend was taking her pills makes me delusional?

All im saying is she didnt fuck it up on purpose.
How do you know? Not what did she say or what do you think is most likely. How do you know she didn't do this on purpose? Anyway, it takes 2 to tango - you put your dick in her vajayjay. I hear babies can be made that way.
 

Grumpus

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I guess I don't.

I wouldn't be dating this girl if I didn't 100% trust her. Kind of the whole point of the thread and why I posted the news.
 

Agraza

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I'm happy for you dude. They are too. They just don't know it yet. Help them realize how happy they are for you.

With that thing I mentioned.
 

DickTrickle

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Also worth noting the percentage effectiveness stats are for a single year. You multiply that per year over a woman's fertile lifetime (especially if she isn't taking it "perfectly" every time) and it's not crazy to think an unintended pregnancy can happen.

But yeah, probably a horrible, manipulative, lying cunt that you should just go ahead and execute.
 

Famm

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So are you raising the baby as a JW or will she never speak to the rest of her family again? Raising it JW means you have to convert too or lose them, right? Not to mention the ban on christmas gifts and christmas trees and such.
 

Grumpus

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Child wont be raised a witness. We havehad many discussions about this topic.

She will get disfellowshiped. Then get reinstated by going to meetings etc when shes ready. Then disassociate herself.

She will have to be away from her family but not very long. A year at most.

We discussed our kids being raised to think for themselves and not be exposed to any one religion till they can choose whatever they want.

Typing all this from my phone at work btw so please excuse the quick explanations
 

Izo

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Nothing like circumventing a God's rules to appease its flock. When do JW's think children can think for themselves?

Oh, and congrats Grumpus
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