DickTrickle
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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Gavinmad
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It's the rough equivalent of excommunication. Link takes you straight to the JW explanation.
Excommunication - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Excommunication - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Grumpus
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She will get excommunicated.
Then after we get married she will attempt to be reinstated which means she can see her family again etc. Usually there are requirements that need to be met to make this happen. A certain church attendence rate, admitting she did wrong and other random things.
Then once she is reinstated she can disassociate herself which means if she doesn't attend church for an extended amount of time she cant get in trouble for things shes doing.
You cant get in trouble for being married to a non jw. Its frowned upon but once we are married there is nothing they can do.
Then after we get married she will attempt to be reinstated which means she can see her family again etc. Usually there are requirements that need to be met to make this happen. A certain church attendence rate, admitting she did wrong and other random things.
Then once she is reinstated she can disassociate herself which means if she doesn't attend church for an extended amount of time she cant get in trouble for things shes doing.
You cant get in trouble for being married to a non jw. Its frowned upon but once we are married there is nothing they can do.
Khane
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Man this reminds me of one of my exes. First couple of times we slept together we raw dogged it because we were drunk and I gave no fucks, except the one I was giving her.
Then like the third time we were going at it I pulled out a condom and she was all "WTF is the point? I'm on the pill, that shit is bulletproof" and I was like "Word, girl". She fucked up taking the pill so many goddamn times, mostly because her normal timing was for 9:30pm so basically every weekend she would mistime it or miss it completely because we were out partying. I have no idea how she never got pregnant, maybe I'm shooting duds.
That girl ruined me. She is the reason I am the way I am today when it comes to relationships.
Don't get ruined Grump
Then like the third time we were going at it I pulled out a condom and she was all "WTF is the point? I'm on the pill, that shit is bulletproof" and I was like "Word, girl". She fucked up taking the pill so many goddamn times, mostly because her normal timing was for 9:30pm so basically every weekend she would mistime it or miss it completely because we were out partying. I have no idea how she never got pregnant, maybe I'm shooting duds.
That girl ruined me. She is the reason I am the way I am today when it comes to relationships.
Don't get ruined Grump
Eomer
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My special lady friend has been off the pill for like, 4+ months now, and her menstrual cycles still haven't come back. That's kind of fucked up. It's also fucked up that I've been having to use condoms this entire time. I'm considering a vasectomy, because this shit is bullshit.
DickTrickle
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Geez, that is some crazy stuff. Religion!
Is she an actual believer now or does she just want to stay in contact with her family?
moonarchia
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Gavinmad
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Noodleface
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Grumpus
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Nah they don't all go door to door all the time. You are kind of expected to though. Some people just do it on special days.
iannis
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A stomach virus can fuck it up.
It is a remarkably good solution. It is more effective than anyone has any right to expect. But nothing is perfect. That's why there are patches now, to address some of the issues with hormonal birth control in pill form.
She probably didn't burgle you. But the only person who can ever know the answer to that is her.
iannis
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Your canadian seed is so strong that it broke her cooter.
You need to let that girl rest.
BrutulTM
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99% effective means 1 in 100 women will get pregnant. It's not that unthinkable. Must happen to thousands of people per year.
Noodleface
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I know it's not unthinkable, just extremely unlikely. Based on the evidence we can safely assume the pill was taken incorrectly.
It's all good though, as long as the parents want it and raise it right.
Grumpus
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Zzen
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My initial response came off a little harsh, but this is basically what I was getting at.
Not hating Grumpus, this is the first interesting development in this thread since Onoes got murdered by a woman he moved into his house that he met at a ren faire. You're OK in my book.
That family / religion angle sounds like a nightmare, best of luck navigating that.
Tarrant
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My wife was on the pill and I had a condom (it broke) on. She was still impregnated.