Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Khane

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Your wife fucked up taking the pill too bro. It's not that they are necessarily doing it on purpose. It's just that the margin for error is abysmally low.
 
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I think a lot of people in this thread want to believe that a surprise baby couldn't happen to them.
 
chaos

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Khane_sl said:
Your wife fucked up taking the pill too bro. It's not that they are necessarily doing it on purpose. It's just that the margin for error is abysmally low.
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My wife took the pill at the same time every day, wasn't on anti-biotics, still got pregnant. idk. Could have been some other medication fucking with the effectiveness, could have been her taking it at about the same time but 20-30 minutes off, could have been the moon in the second house, I have no idea. But she took it as prescribed and she got pregnant. Shit happens.
 
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The only thing we can think of after talking about it is she took sleeping pills two or three times. Which is most likely the culprit.
 
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chaos_sl said:
My wife took the pill at the same time every day, wasn't on anti-biotics, still got pregnant. idk. Could have been some other medication fucking with the effectiveness, could have been her taking it at about the same time but 20-30 minutes off, could have been the moon in the second house, I have no idea. But she took it as prescribed and she got pregnant. Shit happens.
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This. People act like it's a 100% end all be all against the chance of pregnancy. Some of you are starting to remind me of this... (fast forward to 24 seconds)

 
Famm

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Some people act like their wives wouldn't just lie and say they never missed a pill so you don't get mad at them.
 
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Grumpus_sl said:
The only thing we can think of after talking about it is she took sleeping pills two or three times. Which is most likely the culprit.
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chaos

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Some people act like their wives wouldn't just lie and say they never missed a pill so you don't get mad at them.
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idk, think my wife knows me pretty well and she knows that isn't something I would be mad over. At the time she did not want another kid, and it was a serious inconvenience. However...

Now, bros, she's hormoanin about having another kid. Let me see, we already have 3 and are just getting to the point they are all potty trained and going to school. I am finishing a MS, she is trying to get her AS and transfer to GMU for her BS. We both work full time. Oh yeah, and the whole she has her tube tied because she almost died during the last pregnancy thing. And her anxiety issues. But she wants a son. Oh my glob you guys, I just don't know how to get through to her that this is the worst idea in the history of bad ideas.
 
Famm

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chaos_sl said:
idk, think my wife knows me pretty well and she knows that isn't something I would be mad over. At the time she did not want another kid, and it was a serious inconvenience. However...

Now, bros, she's hormoanin about having another kid. Let me see, we already have 3 and are just getting to the point they are all potty trained and going to school. I am finishing a MS, she is trying to get her AS and transfer to GMU for her BS. We both work full time. Oh yeah, and the whole she has her tube tied because she almost died during the last pregnancy thing. And her anxiety issues. But she wants a son. Oh my glob you guys, I just don't know how to get through to her that this is the worst idea in the history of bad ideas.
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Just get a secret vasectomy!
 
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chaos_sl said:
idk, think my wife knows me pretty well and she knows that isn't something I would be mad over. At the time she did not want another kid, and it was a serious inconvenience. However...

Now, bros, she's hormoanin about having another kid. Let me see, we already have 3 and are just getting to the point they are all potty trained and going to school. I am finishing a MS, she is trying to get her AS and transfer to GMU for her BS. We both work full time. Oh yeah, and the whole she has her tube tied because she almost died during the last pregnancy thing. And her anxiety issues. But she wants a son. Oh my glob you guys, I just don't know how to get through to her that this is the worst idea in the history of bad ideas.
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Talk to brahma. He's got a line on a kid who needs parents. It's even a white kid, so he's pre-accepted to harvard if that's where you want him to go.
 
Tarrant

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So she would want to get them untied?

On the bright side, at least you would have sex regularly for a little bit.

Just tell her you don't want to have anymore.
 
Jysin

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My son was a surprise to us. She had been on the pill, but later admitted that she hadn't been on point with taking it at the correct time every day. As others have said, it is far more likely that she fucked up taking the pills. Mine did at least admit to it.
 
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Jysin_sl said:
My son was a surprise to us. She had been on the pill, but later admitted that she hadn't been on point with taking it at the correct time every day. As others have said, it is far more likely that she fucked up taking the pills. Mine did at least admit to it.
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The pill made my wife pretty crazy and bitchy all the time (she both started and stopped the pill while we were dating). We always just used the pull out method. Our first kid was born 5 years into our marriage, so pull out worked pretty good. In fact, in all our years being together, I only didn't pull out twice... incidentally I have two children.

She literally wouldn't let me touch her in a suggestive way until I got the second all-clear semenalysis after my vasectomy last fall. On the bright side, I retired batting 1000.
 
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Seems about 3/10 people in this thread got a miracle baby against all odds. BC is only 70% effective if not taken regularly and at the same time. Hmmmmmmm.
 
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