Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Frenzied Wombat
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It's about as realistic as the chick that sleeps with you on the first date and says "I've never done this before". I've heard that one more times than I can count.
I briefly dated a girl in college (no sex) who had a clit piercing and she was pretty reserved. Only reason I knew is me, her and her friend were at the bar (or ihop? can't recall) and they were talking about how they both had one.
Frenzied Wombat
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Do you know why she had one? Unlike tongue and navel piercings which are somewhat of a fashion statement, nobody knows you have a clit piercing unless you do porn or you're getting fucked. Outside of sex, I don't see it having any purpose.
Soygen
The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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Believe it or not, people do plenty of body modifications that you'll never see and they aren't about sex. I'd bet the majority of girls who have their pussy pierced are, as Frenzied said, pretty care free...but nothing is a guarantee.
DickTrickle
Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
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So you're saying that even if they have an open agreement that both are equally interested in, it is "wrong"? I don't see who is being wronged in this case. Sure, it's adultery by definition but usually adultery is considered bad because one of the married parties didn't agree to it. I don't get what the responsibility of having a dick is? If the responsibility is to have sex only with consenting people who are single or in a relationship where all parties are aware, then there is no exception that has to be made. It's clearly black and white because there's no wrong being done if the premises are true.
Noodleface
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She is going to germany and you came from germany. You might as well be the one to shit on her chest, break the seal.
Onoes
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Ahh my ex wife had literally had sex twice, once with a guy just because she wanted to lose her virginity at 16(and she hated it), then again at a party with a random stranger, drunk, at 17, which she beat herself up over all the time. Then she met me, and we got married. She had a really rough time achieving orgasm though, so about 4 years in she got her clit pierced hoping it would help. Now, later, 7 years later, she went ultra whore for sure, but at the time? Maybe this girl is the same way. Super conservative, married... read 50 shades of gray, got into bondage, got pierced, and now wants to start experimenting with other people. It's not too hard a pill to swallow.
I would agree with the "Do it" part, but I would say hold off until 2 weeks before the Germany move. If its awesome and not weird you will have 2 weeks to pack as much of it in as possible. If it goes sideways, you can count down the days on 2 hands in no time.
Also, no, no nudes of my girlfriend. I managed that once - the girl was excited to do it, and then everyone pretty much just talked shit and were dicks, so, yeah, if you can't behave, no treats. Also, I just have no desire to share her
I would agree with the "Do it" part, but I would say hold off until 2 weeks before the Germany move. If its awesome and not weird you will have 2 weeks to pack as much of it in as possible. If it goes sideways, you can count down the days on 2 hands in no time.
Also, no, no nudes of my girlfriend. I managed that once - the girl was excited to do it, and then everyone pretty much just talked shit and were dicks, so, yeah, if you can't behave, no treats. Also, I just have no desire to share her
Izo
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Soybro confirmed prince albert pierced. That's cool. As long as it's not a rectal piercing when you come for your checkup it's all good.
Haast
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"If a woman has a tongue piercing, she'll probably suck your dick. If a man has a tongue piercing, he'll probably suck your dick." ~Chris Rock.
iannis
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I will contribute to this charity if it helps.
Just get a photoprinter and show up with an envelope full of dickpics.
moonarchia
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Is that like the bitcoins of rerolled now? I'll give you 3 'bisis and a Gavin for a pack of gum.
