Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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chaos

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I was lower middle class, vying with five siblings for clothing and didn't have preppy friends.
Neither did I but I still knew what they were. I went through a period in middle school where I was insanely jealous of the kids who could afford that shit. Then I got over it because fuck them. FUCK YOU CAD!
 

Izo

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I bet his butthole smells like strawberries.

Fuckin preppies.
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Was looking for the toilet thread. Is this it?
 

Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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Neither did I but I still knew what they were. I went through a period in middle school where I was insanely jealous of the kids who could afford that shit. Then I got over it because fuck them. FUCK YOU CAD!
Yeah, I've never been the envious type, though having a bunch of friends who were pretty much in line with my idea of fun and fashion(or lack thereof) helped.

I definitely had parachute pants. Shit was fresh.
 

Cad

scientia potentia est
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Shit dude I had like 3 outfits, but me and my friends would all trade clothes so we didn't wear the same shit too often. People thought we had like 15+ outfits because we'd trade. Haha, that sounds pretty faggy now that I say it like that. Shutup. We had girlfriends.
 

Tenks

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Shit dude I had like 3 outfits, but me and my friends would all trade clothes so we didn't wear the same shit too often. People thought we had like 15+ outfits because we'd trade. Haha, that sounds pretty faggy now that I say it like that. Shutup. We had girlfriends.
It sounds pretty faggy because it is super faggy
 

Cad

scientia potentia est
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Shrug. I am very comfortable with the amount of pussy I was getting in high school.
 

Hoss

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How could you have gone to high school in the early 90's and not heard of Marithe and Francois Girbaud? Wtf
Like others alluded to. Maybe it's because there weren't a whole lot of gays walking around openly at our HS
 

Frenzied Wombat

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Did anyone pin their jeans in high school?
All the girls did. They basically tapered the bottoms by wrapping the cuff around the leg and put dozens of safety pins in until midway up the leg to hold it in place. This was the '80's version of skinny jeans. They also all had crimping irons in their lockers.