Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Phazael

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When the zombie apocalypse happens and ammo starts running low, Jarts are a good fallback weapon. I am amazed no one got killed when we played that shit back when I was a kid.
 
Alex

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Cornhole is one of the greatest lawn games. Played the fuck out of it back in Ohio and it's making its way out here now. I dominate. Not many people like playing against me.

Some of my bros are also really into ladder nads. That game is also legit.

I don't know who comes up with the names of these games.
 
Nester

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Alex_sl said:
Cornhole is one of the greatest lawn games. Played the fuck out of it back in Ohio and it's making its way out here now. I dominate. Not many people like playing against me.

Some of my bros are also really into ladder nads. That game is also legit.

I don't know who comes up with the names of these games.
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I fucking rock at Ladder Nads. I will challange any of you fine gents to a Nad off.
 
Khane

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See we call it Horse Balls. I have no idea why. But by the way bros. There is no bro on this forum who can beat me at cornhole. And I will stake my reputation on that.
 
lurkingdirk

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Khane_sl said:
See we call it Horse Balls. I have no idea why. But by the way bros. There is no bro on this forum who can beat me at cornhole. And I will stake my reputation on that.
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Sorry, I'm going to have to tell you that I would stomp you in corn hole. Also ladder ball and jarts. I live in a town that tailgates half the year. You'd be my bitch.
 
Khane

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I play the game entirely too much. I don't even want to say how much I play it because I feel embarrassed by how easily entertained I am.
 
Tarrant

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I have family that wont even play me in Bags and Ladderball and when we play Croquet I have to let everyone else take 3 turns before I'm allowed to take my first.
 
Alex

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lurkingdirk_sl said:
Sorry, I'm going to have to tell you that I would stomp you in corn hole. Also ladder ball and jarts. I live in a town that tailgates half the year. You'd be my bitch.
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Haha, I live in place where we play all year round. I know you always boast about shitty cold weather and all, but having nice weather all the time does have extreme benefits.

There's a couple beer gardens we go to in Oakland on the reg that have cornhole. The bartenders know us at this point.
 
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Never would I think I'd see people big dicking their cornhole skills on an ex-MMO forum
 
Gravy

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When did 'Muricans get so wussified they couldn't pitch horseshoes any longer? If a kid gets brained walking in front of a horseshoe pit, that's a lesson learned.

/fake old man rant
 
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Khane_sl said:
This is the same one a lot of you nerds told me I was overreacting on when she played her vague, mysterious date cancelling game. You fuckers and some of my friends were all like "You're too hard on people! You need to give her a chance!".

Look what happens when you give someone a chance. They accuse your friends of rape.
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You are just making shit up in your head. I looked at every response to your original story.

Eomer_sl said:
That escalated quickly.
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Kirun_sl said:
That chick sounds like a goddamn headcase. You probably dodged a bullet, honestly.
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Tarrant_sl said:
I didn't take it as her dating someone else, because she may not be, maybe a girlfriend called her up or maybe she just didn't want to go. I took it more as her wanting attention and trying to draw a reaction from you, in either case though you handled it correctly so it doesn't really matter.
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Maybe the fucking nerds are your headmates.
 
Tarrant

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Alex_sl said:
Horseshoes is just an inferior game man. Shit isn't even portable.
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Man I love me some Horseshoes too. I grew watching my dad play with his friend sin our back yard and then when I was old enough to throw with control I would play teams with him. Good times and good memories.
 
Tarrant

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Today is my anniversary so just trying to keep busy and not think about things too much. My son is sick so I'm home from work today to take care of him. I have everything in place to split all our finances on Monday and she says shes going back to the weekend care facility this weekend.
 
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