Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Phazael

Phazael

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Can't speak for others, but I had no problem with you wanting to pull the rip cord based on the vague cancel shit. That is usually a red flag that indicates lying or crazy. Neither of those is good, obviously. Considering she is apparently willing to cry faux rape to get her way, its probably pretty lucky you got immediate confirmation on the crazy this early in the game. I think that while she might not be young, I bet if you reflect on it you can probably identify some early signs of instability and crazy just like the whole date cancel incident. Given how much you dig the back door, I guess I can understand overlooking some of that.
 
iannis

iannis

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If there is one thing I have learned it's that those ten extra years don't account for as much as you think they should.

Crazy bitches just get crazier. Smart bitches just get more married.
 
Phazael

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Well, in my experience, age 30 is the turning point for both men and women. If women are going to shed the crazy (and men the stupid), that's generally when it happens and they get their shit together. Might be different with the Millennialls and their fucked up values system, though.
 
Gavinmad

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Khane_sl said:
You're right. I should stop dating these 19 year old bartenders with drinking problems. I need to stop meeting women at ICP shows. I've made it readily apparent to everyone here that I never consider career, upbringing, social skills or anything else for that matter. I'm only interested in dat ass. Something's gotta give.

She is 31
She is a corporate strategist for Aetna
Her background check came back clean, and she had no past reports of psychological problems from the physicians I contacted to vet her.
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Maybe your problem is that you're not dating 19 year old bartenders and juggalos.
 
Frenzied Wombat

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Khane_sl said:
This is the same one a lot of you nerds told me I was overreacting on when she played her vague, mysterious date cancelling game. You fuckers and some of my friends were all like "You're too hard on people! You need to give her a chance!".

Look what happens when you give someone a chance. They accuse your friends of rape.
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Nah man, I had your back with the mystery date stupidity and foretold the Coming of the Crazy.

They're all crazy. The hotter they are, the crazier they are. And oddly enough, the more they like you, the greater the potential for that crazy to be unleashed. Fuck, I have two gay sisters and even they say that women are crazy.

The guys that feel that The Crazy is a total generalization either a) stumbled across that cool sane white unicorn that they met while playing EQ or WoW or b) Date the homely/chunky type where incidents of crazy is less.
 
Khane

Khane

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Dating is like police work bros. Gotta follow your gut. And shoot dogs.
 
Khane

Khane

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I feel like a broquet is going to be something we see grooms throwing at weddings soon.
 
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Burnesto

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Is croquet still a gentleman's game if the yard is littered with beer cans and you must chug another beer if your ball hits said landmines?
 
Dyvim

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All that talk made me picturing Khane now as...

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mkopec

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Its all about the lawn jarts, bros. Nothing like having some beers and tossing a 1lb metal spike with wings towards your opponents.
 
Khane

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mkopec_sl said:
Its all about the lawn jarts, bros. Nothing like having some beers and tossing a 1lb metal spike with wings towards your opponents.
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Just make sure you don't accidentally throw them at your teammate instead.
 
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