Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Noodleface

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My in-laws are even worse bros, if you can believe it.

They made their own horseshoe pits in the back yard. They have a spotlight on it and are always out playing late drinking bud lights and smoking weed.
 

Khane

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Your in-laws sound amazing.
Smoking weed, drinking beer and playing horse shoes? It does sound like a pretty good time. Some of you guys are boners. "I can't see my computer screen from the glare of the spotlight. Grumble Grumble Grumble."
 

Tarrant

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Here I hear it called "bags" or sometimes "boards" more than Cornhole. It's only been as of late I've been bearing it more and more.

And yeah, I don't do drugs but both the boards at night time while kicking back with friends and horseshoes sound amazing to me. Sounds like how my parents house was when I was a little kid.
 

mkopec

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If it makes you feel any better they probably post on another forum bitching about their uptight neighbors and their annoying fucking kids splashing around in the pool while they're trying to concentrate on their game
Could be the rap and heavy metal I fucking crank out of my 1000w amp and receiver just to annoy them too. But in all honesty, I dont give a shit either way. I support freedom to do whatever the fuck you want to do, and if they want to play cornholio and stroke Kid Rocks dick, by all means they should be able to do so. Just saying its annoying.
 

BrutulTM

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Here's what just happened with the woman I was dating until today at a friend's house:

We had a minor blow up because she felt disrespected by me because some guy I barely know was talking shit to her while we were playing some backyard games. The name of the game is Cornhole (yes, that's actually the name of the game) and he cracked a joke, trying to get in her head, about how he heard she loves it in the cornhole. She assumed I'm mouthing off about our sex life because she does, indeed, love it in the cornhole. This leads to an issue a few hours later where she is pissed but I have no idea why because I didn't think that comment rattled her. It ends up escalating but she refuses to tell me what's going on so we leave.

In the car she tells me I'm an asshole for telling the world about our sex life. I let her know I didn't tell this guy shit about our sex life, he was playing on the name of the game and talking shit so you'd miss your shot. I can't help that and if what he said bothered her she should have said something to him or pulled me aside instead of giving me the finger, mouthing "fuck you" and then refusing to tell me why she was pissed (I didn't hear all of this happening). She starts getting into it about how that particular group of friends is inappropriate and disrespectful to women (they are), a conversation we've had before where I agreed with her and told her I would talk to them (I did) and if it happens again either tell them it's over the line or pull me aside and tell me, but this had nothing to do with them. It was someone I barely know.

Here's where shit gets fucked up. She then told me that one of my friends groped her chest and her ass when they were standing next to each other playing the game. He didn't. I let her know I knew she was lying. She said "Well he didn't touch me, but he talked about it". Again, I told her I knew he didn't and that she was full of shit. I also let her know that lying about something like that is a very serious thing that could sever friendships and ultimately change someone's life. She became indignant that I don't respect her.

So to win an argument, she accused my friend of sexually assaulting her. And when confronted with her lie she doubled down and never even attempted to apologize. That is until she went through the five stages of grief when I let her know she and I were done.
I have given you shit in the past about not maintaining relationships, but in this case I think you did the right thing.
 

Noodleface

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Horse shoes would be ok but they listen to country and/or NASCAR all night while doing it. They also wear full camo.


The worst is the guy who lives next to me. The other day he was revving his souped up station wagon (yep) at 7AM and woke the baby.
 

BrutulTM

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It's nice when your nearest neighbor is a mile away. I can shoot guns in my yard at 2 AM and not bother anyone.
 

Hoss

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In a world where horseshoes and washers already exist, there's just no place for cornhole.

Oh wait, I forgot about tailgating. OK, tailgating is the only proper place for cornhole.
 

Phazael

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I have given you shit in the past about not maintaining relationships, but in this case I think you did the right thing.
This times 1000. Might be time to change your dating pool to something older, more stable, and more sane, as well. Right on the money for cutting that shit loose.
 

Noodleface

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Bros how do you have sex with a baby sleeping in the same room? Do you just hope for the best? Can they remember?
 

Khane

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Might be time to change your dating pool to something older, more stable, and more sane, as well.
You're right. I should stop dating these 19 year old bartenders with drinking problems. I need to stop meeting women at ICP shows. I've made it readily apparent to everyone here that I never consider career, upbringing, social skills or anything else for that matter. I'm only interested in dat ass. Something's gotta give.

She is 31
She is a corporate strategist for Aetna
Her background check came back clean, and she had no past reports of psychological problems from the physicians I contacted to vet her.
 

Soygen

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We already went over this. Corporate strategist for a mega evil insurance company is the red flag. God dammit, Khane!
 

Noodleface

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You're right. I should stop dating these 19 year old bartenders with drinking problems. I need to stop meeting women at ICP shows. I've made it readily apparent to everyone here that I never consider career, upbringing, social skills or anything else for that matter. I'm only interested in dat ass. Something's gotta give.

She is 31
She is a corporate strategist for Aetna
Her background check came back clean, and she had no past reports of psychological problems from the physicians I contacted to vet her.
I already know you're a fuckin liar based on this post. All women have inherent psychological problems.
 

Khane

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This is the same one a lot of you nerds told me I was overreacting on when she played her vague, mysterious date cancelling game. You fuckers and some of my friends were all like "You're too hard on people! You need to give her a chance!".

Look what happens when you give someone a chance. They accuse your friends of rape.