Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Khane

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Zero sum. The dirtier they are in bed the classier they need to be in the street.

Eomer's woman must be a straight freak!
 

Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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In my experience, everyone is promiscuous in the bedroom(barring any psychological issues/trauma). It's a matter of making them comfortable enough to be a whore for a couple hours. Some are down off the bat, others take work. Doesn't everyone just want to be a slut?
 

Khane

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In my experience, everyone ispromiscuousin the bedroom
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moonarchia

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The 'with you' stuff just reminded me of the stupid shit Antarius says about women always looking for a better branch to swing on. Sorry for any confusion.
 

Tarrant

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Yeah, stop trying to bait the guy. It's well known you can't mention that crap in this thread. Keep it out please, thank you.
 

moonarchia

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Yeah, stop trying to bait the guy. It's well known you can't mention that crap in this thread. Keep it out please, thank you.
So well known it's not in the title? Fix that please or feel free to go sodomize yourself. This thread is way too old to remember all of it.
 

Agraza

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I was amused. Just don't keep on it. Soy kept it simple. You can infer what you like without drawing a map.
 

Khane

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Bros. My life has become so boring I just watched a documentary on Divorce on Netflix. If I wasn't sure before I am now. I ain't neva gettin married!
 

kegkilla

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i've always assumed i would end up getting hitched in my early to mid 30's so i can have sons to live vicariously through my sons but now that i'm getting closer to that age and also getting to know myself better i'm starting to wonder if that's really the best path to go down. a few things about myself to point out:

- i hate being micromanaged. this goes without saying.
- i get bored of fucking the same girl after about a month of it, no matter how hot she is and how good she is. on a related note, i've cheated on pretty much all of the girls i've been in relationships with and i don't feel an ounce of guilt about it.
- i'm currently in a line of work that is very demanding and requires frequent travel and late nights. i would be ridden with guilt if i was unable to have an active involvement in my children's life growing up.
- i'm also very ambitious and could quite possibly grow to resent my family if i had to take a less demanding job that wouldn't lead to quite as great opportunities.
- the prospect of divorce scares and enrages me.
- i hate being forced to do bullshit "adult" social activities -- that's not to say i'm anti-social, but when i've been in relationships and had to go to lame shit like attending her family gatherings, going out to dinner with her friends who suck... it just blows.

anyway those are my concerns at the moment. i'm still young and maybe some things will change but then again i'm not that young anymore.
 

Gavinmad

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i've always assumed i would end up getting hitched in my early to mid 30's so i can have sons to live vicariously through my sons but now that i'm getting closer to that age and also getting to know myself better i'm starting to wonder if that's really the best path to go down. a few things about myself to point out:

- i hate being micromanaged. this goes without saying.
- i get bored of fucking the same girl after about a month of it, no matter how hot she is and how good she is. on a related note, i've cheated on pretty much all of the girls i've been in relationships with and i don't feel an ounce of guilt about it.
- i'm currently in a line of work that is very demanding and requires frequent travel and late nights. i would be ridden with guilt if i was unable to have an active involvement in my children's life growing up.
- i'm also very ambitious and could quite possibly grow to resent my family if i had to take a less demanding job that wouldn't lead to quite as great opportunities.
- the prospect of divorce scares and enrages me.
- i hate being forced to do bullshit "adult" social activities -- that's not to say i'm anti-social, but when i've been in relationships and had to go to lame shit like attending her family gatherings, going out to dinner with her friends who suck... it just blows.

anyway those are my concerns at the moment. i'm still young and maybe some things will change but then again i'm not that young anymore.
Sounds like you're already married to the Vitamin E lifestyle. Unless you're rich enough to afford a trophy wife that doesn't care who you fuck, you're never going to have children on purpose.