You mean you can pull insane women? Outside of being hot her character is pretty bottom of the barrel.
Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Holy shit. I'm pretty sure all life in this house would end with that statement.
Cad
scientia potentia est
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She does look very trailer park. A trailer park dweller who stayed on the porch sleeping off a beast hangover and got stung over and over by bees.
I also have to assume she is completely fucked up in the head based upon how many naked pictures of herself she has taken
I also have to assume she is completely fucked up in the head based upon how many naked pictures of herself she has taken
Hoss
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You ever try to make her eat a midol? Doesn't work even if you hide it in a gob of peanut butter.
Chocolate though, that's a different story. I used to keep a small stockpile of chocolate in my desk drawer for these occasions.
Noodleface
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I don't know, her naked pics were probably just for her boyfriend or whatever. I'm more concerned that she let Apple's cloud manage them for her.
Plus, you can't get mad at a chick that takes a pic of herself covered in cum.
Plus, you can't get mad at a chick that takes a pic of herself covered in cum.
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Leadsalad
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If "think of the daughters!" is all that goes through your head, you'd die a virgin.
At some point you're going to have a chick polishing you off and swallowing. They grow up and get to do what they want.
Cad
scientia potentia est
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No kidding, what kind of puritan do you want that refuses to take naked selfies?
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I'm not denying that. I'm merely offering a situation in which you could get mad at a chick taking pictures of herself covered in cum.
DickTrickle
Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
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I really can't imagine having to take an hour every day to listen to my girlfriend talk about work (and I find it odd that some of you guys don't find it somewhat unacceptable to be forced into annoyance/boredom by your girlfriend for an hour every day). If work is that filled with shit that annoys someone they should probably get a different job.
My girlfriend and I will talk about work for a little bit, but usually less than five minutes total, and it's mutual. It's only longer if there's actually something different that happened, so there's not a lot of repetition. Occasionally we'll be doing something else or talking about something else and reference a work thing, but that's just how conversations go. I also have never noticed a change in emotional behavior during her period (she's physically a bit drained for a day or two but that's it), though she's generally more controlled emotionally than a lot of women. We like a lot of the same shows but never feel the need to force the other to watch someone they don't like. That's opportunity to do something else with your time. Life is too short for trivial obligation, imo.
My girlfriend and I will talk about work for a little bit, but usually less than five minutes total, and it's mutual. It's only longer if there's actually something different that happened, so there's not a lot of repetition. Occasionally we'll be doing something else or talking about something else and reference a work thing, but that's just how conversations go. I also have never noticed a change in emotional behavior during her period (she's physically a bit drained for a day or two but that's it), though she's generally more controlled emotionally than a lot of women. We like a lot of the same shows but never feel the need to force the other to watch someone they don't like. That's opportunity to do something else with your time. Life is too short for trivial obligation, imo.
Soygen
The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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Dyvim
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The trick is to plant a seed in her head, so she'll love doing that one day.
Eomer
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The special lady friend would never even countenance the thought of me taking a pic of her naked, or doing one herself. She's not ashamed of her body or anything, she's just classy like that.
moonarchia
The Scientific Shitlord
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She sounds like a bitch.
I've found an slight inverse relationship to classiness compared to bedroom promiscuity in my limited experience.
I've found an slight inverse relationship to classiness compared to bedroom promiscuity in my limited experience.