Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Tenks_sl said:
Thank god my wife doesn't do that. Her dad is an off-the-grider type who fixes and makes absolutely everything. Converted his Benz into running off bio by himself and the whole 9 yards. I call a worker to fix almost everything because I have no clue how to do it.
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Yea my wife's dad is an aircraft machine shop foreman who is in charge of actually fixing the tools and doing the jobs the normal machine shop guys fuck up. So he's a goddamn wizard with tools and fixing things. I love that guy when I need something but I hate that guy when I'm compared to him. Haha.
 
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I would get in trouble when I immediately pulled up facebook on my phone to see said slutty dress every time she said that.
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Yea my wife wouldn't get mad about that at all. She'd be the one sending me the picture. The task is agreeing that the chick is a slut just because she wore a low cut dress, and DEFINITELY not comparing that to the dresses my wife wears...
 
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The celebrity comparisons are surprisingly bothersome. I remember i said Jackie Sharp on house of cards had nice eyes and she brought it up like 6 months later. Actually i didn't even remember saying it out loud. And she's like 50 years old. Still a problem.
 
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Picasso_sl said:
The celebrity comparisons are surprisingly bothersome. I remember i said Jackie Sharp on house of cards had nice eyes and she brought it up like 6 months later. Actually i didn't even remember saying it out loud. And she's like 50 years old. Still a problem.
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When I was watching Silver Linings Playbook (finally, this was like 2 months ago) my wife knows I'm not a huge JLaw fan. So I told her that her face resembles someone who is highly allergic to bees and got stung a ton of times. She took offense to that because JLaw is her girl. So I said "Well she does have a killer body" which also she took offense to. So I stopped commenting on the appearance of my anti-girl JLaw the rest of the movie.
 
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Both points on face and body are accurate. I'd do terrible things to her but I'd be ever vigilant of the nearby wasp nest
 
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I thought it was alright. Was pretty funny actually. Probably won't watch it ever again though.
 
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It wasn't a bad movie, but it sure as hell didn't deserve to be nominated for best picture.
 
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I like that she isn't typical hollywood attractive. She's hot in that frumpy, midwestern, "this is the most attractive girl in this Minnesota bar" sort of way.

Edit: Also all that movie taught me was that if you look like Bradley Cooper you can pull tail despite being crazy.
 
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