Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Palum
what Suineg set it to
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Gavinmad
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Yeah we're the ones trying to start a fight with a dude who has been a constant troll for almost a decade. Somehow I don't think you'd say the same thing if it was Araysar saying the same thing.
But that's fine, this thread really needed a dissenting opinion whose answer will always be 'you should just cheat on your wife bro'.
Tarrant
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"You should just cheat on your wife" is sadly a very real opinion that many people have. It doesn't make it any less valid then your own opinion. As long as he doesn't roll up in here and is stupid about how he says it then whatever.
Also if you don't think I'll be watching close to ensure it doesn't turn into a shit show then you are also mistaken.
Also if you don't think I'll be watching close to ensure it doesn't turn into a shit show then you are also mistaken.
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iannis
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kegkilla
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this is not an adequate summation of the stance i took. the position is based on the circumstances at hand (no kids, no threat of financial ruin, an apparent connection with this girl that is far stronger than what he's had with his wife).
let's weigh the pros and cons of my suggestions against your very well thought out and "mature" suggestion -- to have a heartfelt conversation with his wife (who is, by his own admission, deeply in love with him) about him having feelings for another woman:
"Test the waters"
PROS:
- Gain much deeper perspective about your feelings for the 26y year old
- Gain more perspective on where your feelings for your wife ultimately stand
- Not guaranteed to shatter wife's esteem
- The thrill of fucking a hot 26 year old
CONS:
- Outside chance of being caught and hurting your wife
- Might be considered "dishonest"
"Gavin plan"
PROS:
- Honesty with wife
CONS:
- Destroys wife's esteem, probably much more than if she caught you cheating.
- Ultimately nothing learned about yourself and did not gain any perspective on whether you should be with your wife for the long haul
- Wife will probably demand you leave school thus crippling your career development
- Don't get to fuck a hot 26 year old
tough call there.
Khane
Got something right about marriage
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Let's add one more con to the first list:
CONS:
- Outside chance of being caught and hurting your wife
- Might be considered "dishonest"
- 26 year old might go fatal attraction on your ass if you realize it was a mistake and no longer want to sleep with her
CONS:
- Outside chance of being caught and hurting your wife
- Might be considered "dishonest"
- 26 year old might go fatal attraction on your ass if you realize it was a mistake and no longer want to sleep with her
Noodleface
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moonarchia
The Scientific Shitlord
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Ill add to this list too...
- Your family might find out so you are now the token asshole that ruined and hurt little miss unicorn...
Noodleface
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This is actually true. My cousin cheated on his wife and the butt hurt women family members barred him from family functions. After 2 years they allowed him back but now he won't come because the gentle hearts of women sided with his wife
Soygen
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Cad
scientia potentia est
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I don't think there's anything wrong with kegkilla's post in a vacuum. Indeed, cheating and not getting caught is always an option, even if its not the most upstanding/honest option.
However to put kegkilla's post in context with his previous posts, his attitude is and always has been "fuck who you want, who cares about marriage?" which ... this being the marriage thread, probably isn't appropriate. If you guys wouldn't engage his trolling though, it probably wouldn't get turned up to 11.
However to put kegkilla's post in context with his previous posts, his attitude is and always has been "fuck who you want, who cares about marriage?" which ... this being the marriage thread, probably isn't appropriate. If you guys wouldn't engage his trolling though, it probably wouldn't get turned up to 11.