Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Tarrant

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$300 for cornhole? What a ripoff, you can get that shit at WalMart for $64.95

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Noodleface

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Goddamn Tarrant are those boards made of reclaimed wood and sanded down by monks in the himalayas? I'm not some fuckin pleb when it comes to corn hole
 
BrutulTM

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Noodlemod_sl said:
Had my brothers bachelor party last night, poor sucker. Went to Dave and busters until about 11 then went to a place called Cadillac lounge in Providence. I knew from the newspaper that this place had been busted for having the girls offering extra on the side, but figured it was mostly bullshit. Nope.

Brother got 3 lappies. First girl whipped his dick out and asked him if he wanted to put it in. Thankfully he was smart enough to turn that down. Other two were a little more subtle but they said for $250 he could go out back and fuck them traditionally or ANALLY. Girls there working hard for their money.

One of my brother in laws is a major dweeb. 22 and never been laid and is a super weeaboo. He went up for a dance and came down $300 poorer. Either he got swindled or he lost his virginity to a stripper. He said he did not bang her, but for $300 I hope he got something.

All in all a good night. My wife can never know...
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I had a similar experience in a San Francisco strip club when I was 21 or 22. I went in there thinking it was just a strip club, and after about 30 seconds in the lap dance booth she had my dick in her hand and was trying to get me to pay $300 to fuck her. At that point in my life I did not have the power to say no but luckily went with just a blow job. She gave me a very enthusiastic BJ (with a condom) but I was so freaked out by the situation that I couldn't get hard and then when I finally did I came in 30 seconds. Afterward she tried to sell me drugs. Being a country boy who had only been in SF for about a year this was a real eye opener. I went in thinking I was going to have a lap dance and left fairly humiliated, considerably poorer, but at least somewhat educated on the seedy side of the world.
 
Tarrant

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To even get into one of those rooms at the place I've visited with an out of town friend a couple times would be $100 and from what I've heard it's very hit or miss. If I were looking for that sort of thing and spent $100 for the chance at it, and it didn't happen, I'd be pissed. lol
 
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No, it just depends on the dancer and the night. -shrug- At least this is what strippers there have told me. ( I know two who have worked there in the past)
 
Tarrant

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I've never done it, strip clubs always make me mildly uncomfortable...but whatever, because boobies.

I've come close to picking up a hooker before, but never mead the leap.
 
opiate82

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I've never paid for sex at a strip club. I've also never not been offered the opportunity to do so. Canada, Portland, Vegas, I just assumed it was what happened at every one of them.
 
Gavinmad

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Well the only club in my town was pretty small, like barely enough privacy for a handshake much less full service. Very amateurish too, nothing but college students and single moms with tuition/bills to pay. I wouldn't push them out of bed but I wouldn't pay them for sex.
 
Noodleface

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My only experience prior to this was at two local clubs that had top shelf talent. I received a hefty lump sum so I actually went to the champagne room and nothing happened. If I knew about this place at the time I probably would've been banging strippers left and right. Hell, if I was single last weekend I probably would have to, there were some seriously hot chicks. I would've caught something for sure though, I have no doubt about that.

Fun time regardless because boobs and pussy. Plus seeing a chick pick up a dollar off my brothers face using her asshole is a lifelong memory I'll have forever. That and my brother in law getting his bald head rubbed on a strippers pussy. Totally worth it.
 
BrutulTM

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I don't think it's usually the really hot girls that will fuck you for cash because they can get people to give them hundreds of dollars just for lap dances etc. It's the shitty dives with less attractive women where you get "extras".

After my experience I came across a message board for whore mongers in the bay area and even though I have never solicited the services of a prostitute except for that one time I got steamrolled into it, I still find it interesting to read that board from time to time just to get a peek into that world.

EDIT: Shit, I guess they finally closed that message board down last year.

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Khane

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BrutulTM_sl said:
I don't think it's usually the really hot girls that will fuck you for cash because they can get people to give them hundreds of dollars just for lap dances etc. It's the shitty dives with less attractive women where you get "extras".

After my experience I came across a message board for whore mongers in the bay area and even though I have never solicited the services of a prostitute except for that one time I got steamrolled into it, I still find it interesting to read that board from time to time just to get a peek into that world.

EDIT: Shit, I guess they finally closed that message board down last year.

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It's funny that you've tried to take the role of moral authority on some people's ideals and beliefs regarding relationships in this thread.
 
BrutulTM

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Without even getting into whether I have "taken the role of moral authority" are you implying that reading about prostitution on the internet is immoral?
 
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