Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Joeboo

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Maybe his wife is German. From what I've seen on the internet I think roughly 98% of Germans enjoy being pooped on. The internet doesn't lie.
 
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Dabamf_sl

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Deathwing_sl said:
You're just not getting it. Don't focus on the specific kink. Focus on that she brought it up at all. It might mean she's open to other stuff, stuff you might like. People are more fucked up than you think, yourself included. They just need a little help easing into it. But if you shut the door on something pretty simple like watching you pee, or locking the door when you shit, she might perceive that as a reason to not be as open with you, even if you don't view those things sexually.
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Your "be open minded" attitude comes off as very dogmatic. I hope the irony is not lost on you
 
Deathwing

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Ah, the good ol' "tolerant people can't be intolerant!" argument. Did the cat shit incident scar you for life? Are you one the grown men that just can't handle having wife/girlfriend/whatever asian you're fucking this week/idk in the bathroom while he's pooping?
 
Khane

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I'm one of those men, and it has nothing to do with it being a woman. I don't want ANYONE watching me dump, I don't even like shitting in the stalls at work! Also, I got infracted for making jokes about where this conversation was. Where is the mighty Tarrant to bring the hammer down on the rest of you?
 
Tarrant

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Noodleface_sl said:
Just a personal thing bro.

One day she asked if she could watch me piss as she had never seen a man piss. She sat there and watched piss come out of my dick and into the toilet. It was fucking weird.
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ROFL, this shit made me laugh pretty hard, I think in part because of the picture it painted and in part because my wife did something very similar.

As for the pooping thing, my wife leave the door open all the time when she poops, I close it. I have Crohn's and many times when I poop it's not a pleasant nor a quiet experience (and many times it's not a painfree one either) and I'd rather be left alone during it. When we first married she would get bothered I woul dclose or lock the door but one day after we talked about it she left the situation alone.
 
Tarrant

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Khane_sl said:
I'm one of those men, and it has nothing to do with it being a woman. I don't want ANYONE watching me dump, I don't even like shitting in the stalls at work! Also, I got infracted for making jokes about where this conversation was. Where is the mighty Tarrant to bring the hammer down on the rest of you?
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No you were infracted for telling someone not to marry a fatty because she passes gas.

Deal with it.
 
Khane

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I know, it's one of the worst things that's ever happened on these boards. People are usually so civil and not sarcastic at all. We also don't poke fun or joke... ever. Context, you need some.
 
Tarrant

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If you wish to joke with context, you should give some instead of slinging what looks to be insults in an insult free zone.

If you wish to discuss it further please take it to Ask a Mod.
 
iannis

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I was considering marrying a fat chick on account of the because they're hungry angle but hadn't fully considered the farting angle.

Khane delivered some helpful advice.
 
Khane

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It's alright guys. Tarrant is from the Midwest, he isn't keen on my east coast sarcasm.
 
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Dabamf_sl

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Deathwing_sl said:
Ah, the good ol' "tolerant people can't be intolerant!" argument. Did the cat shit incident scar you for life? Are you one the grown men that just can't handle having wife/girlfriend/whatever asian you're fucking this week/idk in the bathroom while he's pooping?
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Sorry I hurt your feelings
 
Noodleface

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Tarrant_sl said:
ROFL, this shit made me laugh pretty hard, I think in part because of the picture it painted and in part because my wife did something very similar.

As for the pooping thing, my wife leave the door open all the time when she poops, I close it. I have Crohn's and many times when I poop it's not a pleasant nor a quiet experience (and many times it's not a painfree one either) and I'd rather be left alone during it. When we first married she would get bothered I woul dclose or lock the door but one day after we talked about it she left the situation alone.
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I have no major health issues or anything, I just don't want anyone there while I'm shitting. I'm the same at work, don't really like shitting in the stalls but I do it anyways. I'm also entirely disturbed by the noises the 40+ year old dudes make when they're shitting. It's akin to a torrent of feces exiting their asses interspersed with shotgun blast flatulence, also a whole lot of grunting - I'm not a grunter so it's weird.

The pee thing was only weird because it was sort of like "yep.. that's piss coming out" and there was no conversation beyond that.
 
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Gravy

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I've seen those pictures... where the hell do they hide the TP? Or do you just use your neighbor's fingers?
 
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