Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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iannis

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No,DOtell her the car story. But you're going to need to use it at the proper time. When it arrives, that time should be obvious.

Doesn't matter; got laid.
 

Jysin

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Obligatory: Do NOT let your ex find out about this until it's finalized!!

You are playing with fire, son!

(congrats on the epic bang though!!)
 

Phazael

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You are in rebound mode, so not getting too attached is sound advice.

BUT....

Once the papers are finalized and the whole threat of doom wears off, if you are still doing the light dating heavy banging thing, I would say stick with it and see where it takes you. If she doesn't want anything beyond the D, then great you have an outlet for that (something you were lacking before) while you get your life sorted.
 

Joeboo

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Facebook can be amazing when you first join and everything is new. I was a little late to the Facebook party, I don't think I created an account until 2009 or 2010. Within days I was friended by about 200 people that I had went to highschool with(I was in my 30s at the time, so I hadn't seen most in a decade or more). Within 2 months I had banged 2 of them. One was fun and we dated for a few months, the other was a total nightmare that was a 1 night stand who conveniently didn't mention that she had a live-in boyfriend until the morning after.

But after that initial newness period, nothing useful came from it.

But my advice, if you join Facebook and get a message from any single(as far as you can tell) female that "we should get drinks and catch up on old times", DO IT. It led to sex 2 out of the 3 times that situation arose for me. I like those odds.
 

Gravy

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But my advice, if you join Facebook and get a message from any single(as far as you can tell) female that "we should get drinks and catch up on old times", DO IT. It led to sex 2 out of the 3 times that situation arose for me. I like those odds.
Well, I've never had a facebook account, but now you've convinced me. Hope the wife is cool with it. :/
 

lindz

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Well, I've never had a facebook account, but now you've convinced me. Hope the wife is cool with it. :/
Wait, you got a facebook account to get in touch with old female friends to have sex with and you hope your wife is ok with it? o_O
 

Gravy

Bronze Squire
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It was a joke.
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One woman is more than enough for me, I'm lazy.
 

Lenas

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I also asked her if she would want to go with me to Vegas on Tuesday, I need to drop a friend off at the airport, and thought it would be cool to take her to a cirque du soleil show or something. I'm just super fucking stoked right now!
Too fast bro. Congrats on laying the first date pipe, but jesus christ, take it a bit slower eh.
 

Noodleface

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I'm always cautious of the females that bang on the first date.. I enjoy it, don't get me wrong, but I'm still cautious.
 

opiate82

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Girls like sex just as much as guys. If you are on a first date with a hot chick think about how much you would love to bang her that night. Assuming she is equally attracted to you, she is having those exact same feelings. Unless you think there is ALSO something wrong with guys who bang on the first date, there is no reason to be "cautious" of a girl who does it. As a matter of fact, I would much rather be with a girl who doesn't confine herself to those social pressures and stigmas.
 

Tuco

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party pooper advice: Don't let your wife find out and don't talk about it to anyone. Also you probably have an STD now. Also don't rush things with her. Try to not contact her a lot in the next couple weeks, but don't be dumb about it.
 

Noodleface

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party pooper advice: Don't let your wife find out and don't talk about it to anyone.Also you probably have an STD now. Also don't rush things with her. Try to not contact her a lot in the next couple weeks, but don't be dumb about it.
This is what I mostly meant by being cautious with women who fuck on the first date. Nothing about social stigma or third grade bullshit.
 

opiate82

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This is what I mostly meant by being cautious with women who fuck on the first date. Nothing about social stigma or third grade bullshit.
Until you see test results that say otherwise, you should be cautious of banging a sexual active woman after ANY date number. What, you think just because she doesn't fuck till the 3rd date she is less likely to have the herp? Wrap it up.