Marriage and the Power of Divorce

This thread goes to the most interesting places....

Noodleface_sl said:

One day she asked if she could watch me piss as she had never seen a man piss. She sat there and watched piss come out of my dick and into the toilet. It was fucking weird.

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My cousin asked to watch me pee when we were kids. I recall her asking if I had to squeeze it for anything to come out. Presumably she thought it was the same principle as milking a cow.

Oh man, you really did. The lost innocence of youth.

I've had full grown women ask to watch me piss. And it's not watersports stuff. It's not even sexytime.

I kinda want to go back to the time in my life where I thought watching a girl pee would be worth watching. Reality can never compare to the fantasy.

Development. So, I stopped by the courthouse last week to check on the status of my divorce, as all I'm left waiting for it the final date. They said the judge only schedules the hearings twice a month, so I would probably be getting one at either the end of the month, or the the start of next month, so right around 3 months with everything being done as fast and cooperatively as possible. As far as the wife front goes, everything is still pretty great, we are behaving towards each other as friends, so no issues there really.

So, as for the development. I've never had a Facebook account, because I thought of it as a waste of time and I just had no interest, plus, my wife had all of my family on hers, and so she would tell me anything that was relevant to me. Well, I figured I may as well start one up and reconnect with some people. Sure enough, I find 30-40 and another 20-30 find me. One night a few weeks ago I got in a conversation with a girl I went to high school with. I was surprised when she found me, as she was a bombshell in high school and I adored her, but we were at best acquaintances. Anyway, I commented on a post, that started a conversation and, every few days we have talked here or there since, pretty sporadic, but usually for around an hour or more back and forth when we do.

So, Tuesday night we are talking, and the conversation turns to sex. We talk and talk some more. The next morning I wake up to her leaving me a message that she can't believe I wasn't being taken care of, she's always had a huge crush on me, and if I want to get together sometime, she will make sure I'm not left wanting. So, I asked her out to dinner Thursday, we talked for a few hours, back to my house, and I don't know if it was the nerves or what, but I fucked for 2-3 hours straight. It was fantastic. We did everything (Except all the ass stuff I'm not into, sorry guys) and she was gorgeous and amazing. I'm super surprised this happened, although thrilled. Obviously I'm keeping this mostly quiet to avoid issues, but it was an awesome night, and we are getting together again in a couple of days. The nonstop texts of praise and compliments feel great in the meantime. Very, very cool.

I guess the moral is, I'm doing super well right now. Everythings going way better than I was expecting and add this on top of it, and yeah, I'm a happy camper.

Onoes_sl said:

(Except all the ass stuff I'm not into, sorry guys)

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Well, you gotta leave something for the second date. If you do the ass stuff on the first date, your second date has to be a gangbang.

Onoes_sl said:

Development. So, I fuck on the first date

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Grats bro. Glad to see you living life and not going into a Aamina style pity party.

Wow, I was really hesitant to post anything about it yet, because I was sure I was going to get a wave of "What the fuck dude, you're divorce isn't even final yet, your wife is going to find out and revenge fuck you in court you stupid shit!". I was pretty much expecting a mountain of that. So far, only thumbs up? Awesome! ha

And yeah, it's crazy how fucking excited I was, and this girl is super sexual, it was fantastic. I've had my kids Friday-Monday morning, so I haven't seen her this weekend, but I'm going over to her house for dinner tomorrow. I also asked her if she would want to go with me to Vegas on Tuesday, I need to drop a friend off at the airport, and thought it would be cool to take her to a cirque du soleil show or something. I'm just super fucking stoked right now! Also, as of this morning, I'm down from 217.9 pounds on Jan 1st, to 200.7! So, feeling good, all around.

Anyways, thanks for the support! ^_^

Congrats on laying some pipe, bro.

But Vegas? Remember what happened in Vegas? It didn't stay in Vegas.

Onoes_sl said:

Wow, I was really hesitant to post anything about it yet, because I was sure I was going to get a wave of "What the fuck dude, you're divorce isn't even final yet, your wife is going to find out and revenge fuck you in court you stupid shit!". I was pretty much expecting a mountain of that. So far, only thumbs up? Awesome! ha

And yeah, it's crazy how fucking excited I was, and this girl is super sexual, it was fantastic. I've had my kids Friday-Monday morning, so I haven't seen her this weekend, but I'm going over to her house for dinner tomorrow. I also asked her if she would want to go with me to Vegas on Tuesday, I need to drop a friend off at the airport, and thought it would be cool to take her to a cirque du soleil show or something. I'm just super fucking stoked right now! Also, as of this morning, I'm down from 217.9 pounds on Jan 1st, to 200.7! So, feeling good, all around.

Anyways, thanks for the support! ^_^

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I think you should just keep it sexual and lose the whole "come with me to cirque du soleil" in Vegas bit. Just have some fun and enjoy being single for a while before you try to jump back into a relationship.

Yeah. Don't fall in love with this woman. lol.

She went after Mr. Rebound -- give her the D, and remember to fuck her gently.

Peoplecanbe kind to one another. Sometimes.

I've never had or wanted a Facebook page but your story has me reconsidering.