Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Khane · Oct 8, 2015

I'm just jelly. I want a woman who makes more money than I do and wears sexy leia outfits for me.

Tenks · Oct 8, 2015

My wife watches Guardians of the Galaxy like once a month. When it first came out once a weekend. She desperately wants to be friends with Rocket Raccoon.

Khane · Oct 8, 2015

Is your wife a tree?

Eomer · Oct 8, 2015

a_skeleton_03_sl said:
If she is watching TV it is one of the following things: Big Bang Theory episodes on shuffle

I'd divorce that bitch for that alone. I have such a seething hatred for Big Bang Theory that I damn near want to murder anyone who even finds it mildly entertaining. It's just so fucking awful.

Tenks · Oct 8, 2015

I like it. Its enjoyable.

[insert "NERD BLACKFACE" here]

Noodleface · Oct 8, 2015

I'd watch it alone to see bernadettes titties and pennys ape arms

Tenks · Oct 8, 2015

I think they're intentionally making Penny look like shit. Whoever told her to cut her hair was retarded and whoever is styling her hair now in the vein of Dr. Suess is equally retarded.

Noodleface · Oct 8, 2015

I wonder if her husband divorced her because of the dyke cut

Tenks · Oct 8, 2015

Nope its because she was making too much money and he felt insecure about her not having expectations for him

Izo · Oct 8, 2015

a_skeleton_03_sl said:
My wife makes about 40k more than me and we don't care about that inequality at all.

Oh, she does. You're her bitch.

opiate82 · Oct 8, 2015

Tenks_sl said:
Nope its because she was making too much money and he felt insecure about her not having expectations for him

Wait, isn't this actually true?

Tarrant · Oct 8, 2015

Rumor has it, he has a drug and alcohol problem.

Cad · Oct 9, 2015

Maybe it's my shitlord status but I married a rich lady and I could fuck off and work out and play tennis and shop and play video games all day, I think I'd be fine with that. I'd probably find something to do to keep myself entertained but I don't think I'd be butthurt that I don't make as much if she's already rich.

Then again, this isn't really a problem most guys have...

Soygen · Oct 9, 2015

I would definitely be ok with that.

Picasso3 · Oct 9, 2015

I laughed in her face when she asked if her being the breadwinner bothered me.

Stupid bitch.

DickTrickle · Oct 9, 2015

I too would be completely fine with having a rich wife and not working. Explore any interest but never have to stay with anything you don't like or tire of. My only worry would be a divorce and not having recent work experience to land a decent job.

chthonic-anemos · Oct 9, 2015

How do you gentlemen look in a dress? Send your pics to Eomer.

Soygen · Oct 9, 2015

DickTrickle_sl said:
I too would be completely fine with having a rich wife and not working. Explore any interest but never have to stay with anything you don't like or tire of. My only worry would be a divorce and not having recent work experience to land a decent job.

If you smell a divorce coming, hire a hitman. That always works.

Big Phoenix · Oct 9, 2015

No cut the brake cables or loosen a couple lugnuts.

iannis · Oct 9, 2015

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