Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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iannis

iannis

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Gravy_sl said:
Who the fuck brofists JFortyDipshit? I'm hoping if someone does, it's tongue-in-cheek.
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No one does. Except maybe Wolfen. It's just that at this point, J has made his choices with open eyes and it's not like any of us can go over there and slap some sense into him. It's not like we would even if we could. So, as we are both powerless and unwilling to affect a true change in his behavior-- we might as well revel in the strangenesses of his debauchery.

One real difference is that when J is going through the late stages of syphilis, he's quite unlikely to blame anyone but himself. There isn't much to respect about J's self-inflicted situation... but there is that much. It's a fucked up choice but it is his to make. I guess you could say that same for wormie... but wormie is just self-destructing. Suicide by fresh pussy.
 
iannis

iannis

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Maybe wormie needs to self-destruct. Sometimes you paint yourself into a corner I guess.

But there's GOT to be a better way to go about it.
 
opiate82

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Deathwing_sl said:
You shouldn't use regular hair clippers down there anyway. The space between the blade feeders is wide enough to allow skin wrinkles. I use this:

Amazon.com : Philips Norelco BG2040/34 Bodygroom 7100 (Packaging May Vary) : Personal Groomers : Beauty

Smooth the first day or so, stubbly the following 1-2 days, will need to be touched up every week or so. No (substantial bleeding)nicks yet, even around the asshole. It's not a quick job.
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Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
Yeah, this is the way to go. I'm a veritable wookie and manscaping is essential. I use this exact thing for the ass and balls, and a more robust barber style set of clippers for the chest. The Norelco doesn't handle thick/long hair very well-- it's ideal for the sensitive areas.
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wormie_sl said:
I will third this.
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Okay bro's, my body groomer showed up today. I usually don't trust any sort of electric clipper/shaver in my nether regions but I'm yielding to all of your recommendations.

I'll post some before and afters of my asshole.
 
TJT

TJT

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Well y'all weren't wrong.

Latina Ex who dumped me about six months ago out of the blue after a 4 year relationship is texting me/calling me all the time now. Not that I answer or respond with anything other than one line text messages.

But they're mostly to the tune of, "I know I really screwed up," "Lets get together sometime and talk." And so on.
 
Noodleface

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Bros I just don't understand woman.

The other night we were watching TV while the little one was asleep upstairs. My wife goes upstairs to the bathroom and I swear it takes like 30 minutes before she comes back down, in a really shitty mood might I add.

Last night I finally found out it was because she went upstairs, got dolled up, put on her "special occasion" lingerie and waited for me. When I didn't magically appear (because she said she was going to the bathroom), she got upset, took it all off, and came down salty about it.

I don't understand the logic.

Also she was mad because I didn't notice.

??
 
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Tenks

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Yeah I would have assumed she had to take a crap and then got distracted plucking loose hairs off her face or some shit for 30 minutes
 
Khane

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Bros, just started talking to this tiny little 5'0" social worker who mentioned all of the following in our first conversation completely out of the blue and unprovoked:

- "Inheriting" a kitten from her ex in the divorce (she was never married), including why her ex named the cat "Alley" and what she calls it now.
- How often she gets drunk and stumbles home
- How she had to "go dark" for an hour because she was about to go into a hospital and had to leave her things in a locker. "I'm not lying, I swear it's true!" (never implied she was lying or even said anything about it except "Talk to you later" because I'm a normal human being)
- Asked if it was it a bad idea to drop off a book named "Sharp Objects" to her friend who is in a lockdown psychiatric ward (the hospital she had just gone into)

I think she might be the one. Depends on how long it takes for her to poop in my bushes. Khane might finally be tying the knot bros.
 
Cad

Cad

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Noodlemod_sl said:
Bros I just don't understand woman.

The other night we were watching TV while the little one was asleep upstairs. My wife goes upstairs to the bathroom and I swear it takes like 30 minutes before she comes back down, in a really shitty mood might I add.

Last night I finally found out it was because she went upstairs, got dolled up, put on her "special occasion" lingerie and waited for me. When I didn't magically appear (because she said she was going to the bathroom), she got upset, took it all off, and came down salty about it.

I don't understand the logic.

Also she was mad because I didn't notice.

??
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I took a pic of your post and sent it to my wife because it's hilarious. She said: "Well thats dumb unless thats their normal routine and he was just clueless."

Well?
 
Noodleface

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Cad_sl said:
I took a pic of your post and sent it to my wife because it's hilarious. She said: "Well thats dumb unless thats their normal routine and he was just clueless."

Well?
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No man, and sex has been limited for awhile due to her having some health issues related to the baby.

It was just weird. Weird..


Also, the upstairs bathroom is 'hers' and mine is downstairs. Although we do co-mingle, we usually stick to our own. Is that weird? My parents did the same thing.
 
Cad

Cad

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Noodlemod_sl said:
No man, and sex has been limited for awhile due to her having some health issues related to the baby.

It was just weird. Weird..


Also, the upstairs bathroom is 'hers' and mine is downstairs. Although we do co-mingle, we usually stick to our own. Is that weird? My parents did the same thing.
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Well, my wife thinks thats weird. You're getting direct from Cad's wife advice here bro. I should charge you.

She said that bathroom time especially at night builds a lot of intimacy and that you should really try to do those type of day to day things together. If you feel the need to be separate even at home then you're just starting down the path of being separate everywhere. Sleep in the same bed, shower together, use the same bathroom. These are good husband and wife things.

And this is from a woman that can put up with me for 20+ years now so you know she knows some shit.
 
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