Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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lurkingdirk

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Gravy_sl said:
I don't want to see Khane's nipples.
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No hate, Khane-bro.
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Soygen

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Well they are only entanglements and complicationsbecauseI'm not single.
 
Deathwing

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Considering a lot of the women I meet are friends of friends(or wife in my case) or through work, still entanglements even if single.
 
Noodleface

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Every woman I ever meet I first look at boobs, ass, face, in that order. I then determine based on a very loose algorithm whether I want to put my penis inside of them.

This occurs for any woman under the age of 45. After 45 the algorithm is much more complicated.
 
iannis

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Shower together? I dunno about all that. Communal shower time is sexy time, not getting clean time.

I just dunno about all that. Every once in a while, sure. That's fun. But day-to-day?

 
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Deathwing_sl said:
Considering a lot of the women I meet are friends of friends(or wife in my case) or through work, still entanglements even if single.
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I check out every one of my wife's friends and I tell her which ones I would assimilate into our lives if we ever joined/started a polygamy cult.

I will occasionally make jokes to them with her standing there that we are "having a hot tub party they can come to, and by hot tub I mean our bathtub, and by party I mean wine and ambien". These women find it funny and harmless .... I try to push the limit all the time and they play along and have fun with it.

I am convinced that if my wife died tomorrow one of them would be in my bed (if they are married or not) within a week. The reality is probably they would never talk to me again but it actually helps me to not even try and cheat.
 
Noodleface

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One of my wife's friends has big perky tits, like 18 year old titties. I like to imagine if something were to happen she would comfort me, but in reality we'd just exchange pleasantries on facebook.
 
lurkingdirk

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Yeah, I'm not a cheating guy, I'm not even a leering guy, but I still have a "yep" or "nope" moment when looking at women. Sorry, not sorry.
 
Cad

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lurkingdirk_sl said:
Yeah, I'm not a cheating guy, I'm not even a leering guy, but I still have a "yep" or "nope" moment when looking at women. Sorry, not sorry.
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Maybe I'm a fag but I don't really see the appeal of total randoms. Have to know them a little bit to know they aren't annoying or stupid or trashy. When I see porn or random hot chicks on the internet, I definitely appreciate their beauty but "can't wait to get my dick into that" doesn't cross my mind.
 
Noodleface

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It's ok my wife admitted that Zak Efron gets her juices flowing, I have no shame telling her which woman I would do.

She asked me if it's anything more than sex and I just flat out told her no. If I was unchained my penis would guide my life.
 
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Here's a fun joke to play with your wife/girlfriend. You ask her if she could a hall-pass to bang any dude in the world, who would it be. She'll inevitably give an answer like Zak Effron or some other celebrity. When she asks you who you would, you tell her, "This chick Sabrina in our accounting department at work."
 
Deathwing

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That because she wants to fuck Zak Effron. Or at least the idea or whatever that Zak Effron represents. You could find Zak Effron's doppleganger, Mo, she would give 0 fucks.

You want to fuck Sabrina's tits.
 
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