Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Cad

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I think it depends more on what you're attracted to. If the idea of banging a chick you've never said a word to turns you on, then you'll imagine randoms and seeing randoms will trigger those thoughts for you. For me, I'm attracted more to a woman who obviously is physically attractive, but also has feelings for me and is a classy chick at the same time. It's the wanting me and showing me she wants me thats the turn on. Just random pictures of tits and ass? Does very little for me.

So on the one hand, yes obviously there are lots of attractive women out there and I can look at them and go, yep that is one attractive female, yes sir. But I don't really have horny feelings towards them, I won't chase them, I don't get a boner looking at them. It takes more.

I know it sounds kind of highbrow, I can't explain it. Maybe I've been married too long.
 

Tenks

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Little too uptight man. Getting a mental image of the trophy wife next door giving some shine and rub versus fantasizing about beating her like a cheap hooker? Little different on the scale of deviance.
It was an extreme example rooted in a separation of absolute fiction from something happening in my day-to-day
 
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I don't think we are all talking about physical reactions or actually kinda sorta acting on them (flirting) cad. For the most part I think for most it's viewing, rating, and possibly a mental image or two if you happen to be horny that day in the span of like seconds.
 

Soygen

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I don't think we are all talking about physical reactions or actually kinda sorta acting on them (flirting) cad. For the most part I think for most it's viewing, rating, and possibly a mental image or two if you happen to be horny that day in the span of like seconds.
Yes,this. I don't walk around getting a hard-on looking at strangers. Well, not all the time.
 

Cad

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I don't think we are all talking about physical reactions or actually kinda sorta acting on them (flirting) cad. For the most part I think for most it's viewing, rating, and possibly a mental image or two if you happen to be horny that day in the span of like seconds.
Obviously. I'm talking about what triggers the "I'd like to fuck her" thought in your brain.
 

Soygen

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You're just too highbrow, Cad. Street Wakandans like myself know how to appreciate the raw attraction of slut appeal.
 

Gravy

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Women check out other women, too. I busted my wife looking at our waitress' ass the other night. She told me she was just checking it for me.
 
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Tenks

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I recently found out some of the leaked password that got shutdown from various sites actually work on different sister-sites with less security protocols. They don't seem to update anymore but they still have hours of content.
 

Gravy

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I recently found out some of the leaked password that got shutdown from various sites actually work on different sister-sites with less security protocols. They don't seem to update anymore but they still have hours of content.
Well fucking give 'em up! Got damn, man.
 
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Tenks

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Well fucking give 'em up! Got damn, man.
I would but I'm afraid of them figuring out that I've figured it out!

Then general way of doing it is:

Google: pastebin <site> password
--If that doesn't work remove the password

Usually you have to wade through a bunch of not actual password so sometimes it is easiest to just go to like the third page.

Find some authos

See if the autho is valid but sometimes you'll get an error saying the autho is locked out

If this is a "network" site go to the log-in page for the actual network: e.g: This is the GravyDoesWomen network and they combine GravyDoesBlackWomen and GravyDoesWhiteWomen. Go to the log-in page for the actual site in the network and try the autho. Sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't.
 

Gravy

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That sounds like work. I'll just go to tblop and be done with it.

Thanks though!
 
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BrotherWu

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I had a "shower thought" while actually leering at women through cheap sunglasses at a crowded beach last summer. Essentially my internal dialogue always boils down to "Would I?" followed soon thereafter by "Could I?"
 

Khane

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Bros, just started talking to this tiny little 5'0" social worker who mentioned all of the following in our first conversation completely out of the blue and unprovoked:

- "Inheriting" a kitten from her ex in the divorce (she was never married), including why her ex named the cat "Alley" and what she calls it now.
- How often she gets drunk and stumbles home
- How she had to "go dark" for an hour because she was about to go into a hospital and had to leave her things in a locker. "I'm not lying, I swear it's true!" (never implied she was lying or even said anything about it except "Talk to you later" because I'm a normal human being)
- Asked if it was it a bad idea to drop off a book named "Sharp Objects" to her friend who is in a lockdown psychiatric ward (the hospital she had just gone into)

I think she might be the one. Depends on how long it takes for her to poop in my bushes. Khane might finally be tying the knot bros.
Not meeting this chick until tomorrow night but today we had a brief text exchange where we she told me I "better pack an overnight bag" and when disagreeing about bagels said "Is our first fight really going to be over bagels?"

I will soldier on for the sake those living vicariously through me.