Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Noodleface

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That because she wants to fuck Zak Effron. Or at least the idea or whatever that Zak Effron represents. You could find Zak Effron's doppleganger, Mo, she would give 0 fucks.

You want to fuck Sabrina's tits.
I'm ok with this, it's just a natural bodily response to a good looking person.

I might even be ok with it on a for real level if he'd hang out with me after.
 

Tenks

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Maybe I'm a fag but I don't really see the appeal of total randoms. Have to know them a little bit to know they aren't annoying or stupid or trashy. When I see porn or random hot chicks on the internet, I definitely appreciate their beauty but "can't wait to get my dick into that" doesn't cross my mind.
There is no woman on the planet that I would risk ruining my marriage over for some meaningless strange. Fun for an hour is not worth the hardship of ending a good relationship.
 

Deathwing

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Nobody's talking about pulling a wormie. Just how common(or uncommon) it is to sexually gauge almost every woman you meet.
 

Cad

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Nobody's talking about pulling a wormie. Just how common(or uncommon) it is to sexually gauge almost every woman you meet.
I think everyone can notice and appreciate the attractiveness of a woman right away. As far as that rolling over into "I would bang her in the closet 5 seconds from now if I weren't married" I don't think so.
 

Tenks

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Nobody's talking about pulling a wormie. Just how common(or uncommon) it is to sexually gauge almost every woman you meet.
I guess it depends on what you mean by sexually gauge. I still type women into binary buckets of "good looking" and "ugly" but I don't try and create a mental model for how banging in the sack they are.
 

Deathwing

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"Try an create a mental model for how banging they are in the sack" sounds like a good criteria, and I definitely do that for a lot of women.
 

Soygen

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"Try an create a mental model for how banging they are in the sack" sounds like a good criteria, and I definitely do that for a lot of women.
I do that for pretty much every woman I look at. I blame video games.
 

Khane

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All you "Oh no I don't think about wanting to fuck anyone but my wife" turds are full of shit. Unless you're also claiming you never jack off to porn.
 

Deathwing

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I was wondering if there was some correlation between amount of porn watched and how "deviant" you are towards female contacts. Not judging the amount of either behavior(unless you act on it inappropriately), just curious.
 

Khane

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I doubt there's a correlation. Seems to me it's just more of how high your libido is. High libido? You'll watch more porn and think about sex more. Low libido? You'll ignore your wife when she goes to the upstairs bathroom.
 

Tenks

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IMO there is a demarcation between watching porn and imagining chicks you meet slobbering knob
 

Khane

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IMO there is a demarcation between watching porn and imagining chicks you meet slobbering knob
Is there now? I'd love to hear about how fantasizing about a woman you've seen on a computer screen is different than fantasizing about a woman you've seen in "the wild"
 

Tenks

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Is there now? I'd love to hear about how fantasizing about a woman you've seen on a computer screen is different than fantasizing about a woman you've seen in "the wild"
I don't see how you don't see it being different. I barely even view chicks in pornos as real people because I'm just using it as a means to an end. Its like if I play GTA and I club a hooker to death to get my cash back. It happened in a fiction. If I start going out into real life and fantasize beating women to death for money I'm going to start telling a shrink about that.
 

Khane

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I don't see how you don't see it being different. I barely even view chicks in pornos as real people because I'm just using it as a means to an end. Its like if I play GTA and I club a hooker to death to get my cash back. It happened in a fiction. If I start going out into real life and fantasize beating women to death for money I'm going to start telling a shrink about that.
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Fifey

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Realizing I would not be able to have sex with new females was one of the hardest parts of my relationship. I'd never cheat but I do get sad every once in a while when I think about it.
 
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I don't see how you don't see it being different. I barely even view chicks in pornos as real people because I'm just using it as a means to an end. Its like if I play GTA and I club a hooker to death to get my cash back. It happened in a fiction. If I start going out into real life and fantasize beating women to death for money I'm going to start telling a shrink about that.
Little too uptight man. Getting a mental image of the trophy wife next door giving some shine and rub versus fantasizing about beating her like a cheap hooker? Little different on the scale of deviance.