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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
DickTrickle
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So no one thinks that was a completely shitty doing to do to that woman (and is probably a crime)?
Tarrant
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Famm
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She probably wanted him to find the pics. That's why the two couples are going to be doing this swingers weekend. He's just expected to act like its all organic and spontaneous.
Don't worry a_skeleton_03, as long as you're all consenting adults I'm sure this doesn't count as sinful adultery.
Don't worry a_skeleton_03, as long as you're all consenting adults I'm sure this doesn't count as sinful adultery.
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Wombat already fucked a porn star, bro. There are high standards around here for this sort of thing.
Khane
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I'm going more for "Damn, these bitches is crazy" than "I'm jelly" here. In the true spirit of this thread.
Frenzied Wombat
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It's a curse as well as a blessing. She set unrealistic expectations of sex for the rest of my life. I still check out her Tinder profile now and then and heave a wistful sigh..
Cad
scientia potentia est
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Thats all in your head bro. It was your mental state that you're fucking a porn star that made it crazy for you.
Noodleface
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I will admit, after the porn star revelation I busted one out to her that very night.
It was like we were dick brothers, sharing the same woman. Mine was virtual, yours was real.
It was like we were dick brothers, sharing the same woman. Mine was virtual, yours was real.
DickTrickle
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Noodle, on a scale of 1 to 10 (1 being totally okay, 10 being absolutely horrified and ready to divorce), how do you think your wife would react if she read all your Rerolled posts since you've been dating seriously?
Cad
scientia potentia est
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I went and looked at her pics, but it felt awkward especially since Wombat lives like 2 miles from me.
Noodleface
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I don't know man. I've got ~13k posts here, a whole bunch oh FOH (5000?) which included pictures of my erect penis, thoughts of sleeping with other women, insights into my wife's crazy, starting from our very first date all the way up until today almost 8 years later.
Could be pretty high on the number list.
Kirun
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Are you this big of a faggot in real life, or do you just play one on the internet?
DickTrickle
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If thinking stealing naked pictures from your wife's best friend to jerk off to is wrong makes me a faggot, then so be it. I think it's shitty to steal someone's shit under the guise of helping them. If you took a phone or laptop of yours to get repaired, would you be okay with them stealing whatever is on it?
Just bro things, I guess.
Just bro things, I guess.
Tarrant
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Kirun
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I wouldn't be retarded enough to leave them on there in the first place. It seems pretty obvious that she either wanted him to find them, or didn't really care if he did. At the very least, if you have photos like that present on your computer, it's probably not the best idea to just leave them in the open before somebody comes to repair/fix your computer. I know where every single nude/racy photo of myself or my wife is located and there's no way in hell I'd leave theme exposed before having said devices repaired.
PS. Thanks for the pussy shit infraction, Tarrant. I know I'm doing the Lord's work when I receive one from a shitty mod.