Some of the people in IRC have seen pictures of my wife from that same exact photo shoot. The two of them made a day of it.
Praise be to Groupon.
Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Praise be to Groupon.
Noodleface
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Nester
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Serously? Its just Hamburger Helper..dudes will call anything a skillet these days to sound fancy.
Phazael
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Remember when a lot of people thought you were a weaselly piece of shit who tried to cheat on his wife and failed when it came out that you fed Vico to Rav? Shit like this pretty much confirms that hypothesis. Even if you hate your wife's best friend, it was a shitty thing to do to someone who is in your circle of friends and associates. Rubbing one out to random internet skanks to pass the time is one thing, but this is full on creeper shit. And, sadly, not surprising......
Remember when a lot of people thought you were a weaselly piece of shit who tried to cheat on his wife and failed when it came out that you fed Vico to Rav? Shit like this pretty much confirms that hypothesis. Even if you hate your wife's best friend, it was a shitty thing to do to someone who is in your circle of friends and associates. Rubbing one out to random internet skanks to pass the time is one thing, but this is full on creeper shit. And, sadly, not surprising......
The point was back then and still is today the following: I will always admit when I am a weaselly piece of shit. Always.
If I was trying to tap that smoky Ravvenn ass I would have said so.
Noodleface
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I don't find it creepy to jerk off to thoughts/pictures of your wife's friends.
I find it creepy that you would post them online.
I find it creepy that you would post them online.
Noodleface
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Yeah I figured, I just wanted to get my two cents in. In all honesty my care-o-meter was at like 0.01. I was mostly upset at not understanding the tex-mex skillet picture.
moonarchia
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Real Tex-Mex doesn't have corn. Unless it's in the tortilla batter. And random T&A with no face is all right, but doesn't make the wood rise.
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As much as I've come to enjoy this particular derail, if that's what it should be called. Lets get back to the important stuff!
Further adventures with Eastern Medicine Girl has included the following:
1.) She bought a bunch of clothes with the express purpose of me ripping them off of her. This has been fun.
2.) Took off her panties in the middle of a restaurant while we were dining with other people and had me feel her up. Interesting...
3.) Bought some remote control vibrator thing and shoved the remote in my hand when we went out a few days ago. This was completely unexpected. Interesting night at Craft Pride!
4.) Has extreme arousal from being choked out during.
5.) Wants to be led around on a leash and all fours.
6.) Acupuncture has been kinda nice actually.
7.) Queen of sexting. Never really had an active sexting girlfriend of any kind but DAMN. Actually kind of awesome.
Weird stuff beginnings:
1.) Keeps buying me strange shit. Like a Ninja Turtles toy of some kind and other random baubles.
2.) Invited me to Thanksgiving at her Mom's house. Its been less than three weeks...
3.) Makes me Almond milk (DIY almond milk) like every other day. Never expressed too much desire in the stuff, but whatever.
Further adventures with Eastern Medicine Girl has included the following:
1.) She bought a bunch of clothes with the express purpose of me ripping them off of her. This has been fun.
2.) Took off her panties in the middle of a restaurant while we were dining with other people and had me feel her up. Interesting...
3.) Bought some remote control vibrator thing and shoved the remote in my hand when we went out a few days ago. This was completely unexpected. Interesting night at Craft Pride!
4.) Has extreme arousal from being choked out during.
5.) Wants to be led around on a leash and all fours.
6.) Acupuncture has been kinda nice actually.
7.) Queen of sexting. Never really had an active sexting girlfriend of any kind but DAMN. Actually kind of awesome.
Weird stuff beginnings:
1.) Keeps buying me strange shit. Like a Ninja Turtles toy of some kind and other random baubles.
2.) Invited me to Thanksgiving at her Mom's house. Its been less than three weeks...
3.) Makes me Almond milk (DIY almond milk) like every other day. Never expressed too much desire in the stuff, but whatever.
