Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Famm

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What were the other questions???? "Where do you want to get married?" "What do you want our first child's name to be?" "Who the fuck is that skank I saw you looking at on the way in here???"
 
Khane

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Famm_sl said:
What were the other questions???? "Where do you want to get married?" "What do you want our first child's name to be?" "Who the fuck is that skank I saw you looking at on the way in here???"
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"How do you like your eggs?"
"Fertilized"

She was giddy with excitement.

And as for the Trump or Hillary, the answer was obviously #FeelTheBern
 
BrotherWu

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The craziest night of my life was spent in a hostess bar in Nagoya. Actually, a couple of them, but it was the last one, full of Brazilian girls, that really took it to a whole new level.
 
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Inviting you to big family gatherings after dating for less than 3 weeks is a huge "wtf?".
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Yeah, I had a girl where the 2nd date was her inviting me to her kid's 3rd birthday and met her parents and in-laws.

On the 4th date I mentioned I was considering a job offer from Amazon in Seattle. She asked " are you bringing us with you?" Us, referring to her and her kid ....
 
Cad

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Astral Projection_sl said:
Yeah, I had a girl where the 2nd date was her inviting me to her kid's 3rd birthday and met her parents and in-laws.

On the 4th date I mentioned I was considering a job offer from Amazon in Seattle. She asked " are you bringing us with you?" Us, referring to her and her kid ....
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Okay

A> Birthday party is fine, she has a kid, it's just a thing to do, this artificial separation for a period of time seems whack to me
B> Why would you tell her you're considering this at this point? Do you tell all chicks on the first date that you're considering banging others? It's the truth, and they should know it. ??? Why tell her?
C> Yea, its fucked up, but she shouldn't have been put in the position of you telling her you might leave anyway. She should have said "Ok? Well have fun if you decide to leave" but thats just a stupid thing to tell her at all.
 
Cad

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Khane_sl said:
Went out with her last night. First question she asked me as soon as we sat at the bar was "Trump or Hillary?". Bold move. Then she made a comment about having a list of questions to ask me, I thought she was joking. Then she pulled out a piece of paper with hand written questions to ask me.

Unfortunately no sex. Gonna have to wait until tomorrow night for that when we go out again. I'm pretty excited.
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I think the trump/hillary question is just a "see if he's a whackjob" test. If you respond very strongly to this either way you're probably a nutjob. I don't know what to say about the questions without knowing what they are, but it sounds like she's just assertive and trying to put you on the defensive right off. Thats ok, if you like that type of chick. I don't know.

Apparently you do like it if you're excited. There's something to be said for a chick that doesn't just sit there staring into her salad waiting for you to carry the conversation, or prattle on about bullshit.
 
Khane

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Cad_sl said:
I think the trump/hillary question is just a "see if he's a whackjob" test. If you respond very strongly to this either way you're probably a nutjob. I don't know what to say about the questions without knowing what they are, but it sounds like she's just assertive and trying to put you on the defensive right off. Thats ok, if you like that type of chick. I don't know.

Apparently you do like it if you're excited. There's something to be said for a chick that doesn't just sit there staring into her salad waiting for you to carry the conversation, or prattle on about bullshit.
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I should have re-linked the first two comments I made about what she had said and asked me during our first text conversations before we had met.
 
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Khane's bushes are going to be fucking overflowing with all the fertilizer they're about to get
 
Khane

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Cute face, bikram yoga body. So, 7.5 from the neck up, tentative 9.5 from the neck down, will report back once I see her naked.
 
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