Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Noodleface

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Kriptini_sl said:
Translation: Every $10k more he makes than her should equate to an extra blowjob-on-demand per week.
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No dude you got it all wrong

you don't pay bang maids, you just receive it whenever you want - or more correctly, they always want to suck your dick anyways so you just unzip and it's done
 
Hoss

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You guys need to learn to recruit better. Wife makes more than me and loves blowing me. All I have to do is ask for one and all she asks is that I take a shower if i haven't had one since my last shit. The first time we sexed, after we were done she was yammering on about something trying to pick a fight and I told her if she didn't shut up I'd shove my dick in her mouth to shut her up. She didn't and I did. She later told me that was the moment she knew she loved me. When she didn't bite my dick off.

I actually expected the blowjobs to dry up after the wedding and I told her my fears. To alleviate them she blew me in the bridal room between the wedding and the reception.

This is the marriage is awesome thread, right? Sorry, I'm done now. That's not exactly a story you can tell the grandkids so I have to tell someone.
 
Chysamere

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Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
Hah yes, it always goes down the same way. Make initial sacrifice doing the shit she wants to, being dragged out with her friends, etc. Then as time goes on you're willing to do that shit less and less, she starts getting insecure and crazy thinking you don't "care" anymore, tolerance for The Crazy reaches an equilibrium point where the pussy just isn't worth it, and it then ends. Rinse and repeat.

Women ultimately expect you to show the same level of enthusiasm you first demonstrated at the start of the relationship, and imho that isn't realistic. They seem to thrive and *need* that "intoxicating" level of love, while guys are ok (and in my case prefer) the predictable routine that develops over time. This is why 75% of divorces are initiated by women-- "He just isn't the man I first met" being the #1 reason.



Find me a hot chick that's a homebody and likes playing video games and action flicks and I'll give you a $10K referral fee if it works out. I live in Dallas, so good luck with that.
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Is Japanese ok?
 
Cad

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Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
Yeah, love me some Asian as long as they have tits.
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I think his point was, look at Japanese girls. A lot of first-generation Asians are homebodies and finding a Japanese one into video games will not be too difficult. Might not be MMO's and shit, but hey.
 
Cad

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Whats you guys fascination with blowjobs? I certainly don't mind it but I prefer the vagina in almost all ways. I'll take a minute or 2 of blowing then move for the pussy.
 
Soygen

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I'm fascinated with all activities involving my penis, really.
 
Frenzied Wombat

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Cad_sl said:
Whats you guys fascination with blowjobs? I certainly don't mind it but I prefer the vagina in almost all ways. I'll take a minute or 2 of blowing then move for the pussy.
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And I thought I was the only one. I feel bored and useless while getting a BJ, and imho nothing beats the custom fitting a pussy provides. Not to mention you get to control the rhythm. I mean, I won't turn one down but I stop them after 5 minutes or so to fuck them instead.

InB4 someone says "well you must have not gotten an amazing blowjob".
 
Frenzied Wombat

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Chysamere_sl said:
Ahh so Japanese is not ok, got it.
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Japanese girl +6K + surgeon= problem solved. Check out the Asian girl thread
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