Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
Japanese girl +6K + surgeon= problem solved. Check out the Asian girl thread
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I still prefer a girl with decent sized naturals. If they were totally flat the implants are going to look horrible. If they had small B's and put small implants in, they can look/feel fantastic. I'm not a fan of the gross bolt on grapefruit halves.
 
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Cad_sl said:
I still prefer a girl with decent sized naturals. If they were totally flat the implants are going to look horrible. If they had small B's and put small implants in, they can look/feel fantastic. I'm not a fan of the gross bolt on grapefruit halves.
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If they're totally flat they need to go silicone and not saline to avoid the overly firm grapefruit issue. But yeah, in general the result is better if they had at least something to start with. Went out with a chick that went from A's to C's with silicone and they were perfect.
 
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Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
If they're totally flat they need to go silicone and not saline to avoid the overly firm grapefruit issue. But yeah, in general the result is better if they had at least something to start with. Went out with a chick that went from A's to C's with silicone and they were perfect.
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Silicone makes a difference but not that much. By far the most overwhelming factor in look and feel is appropriately sizing the implants for the amount of natural breast tissue available to conceal them.
 
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Cad_sl said:
Whats you guys fascination with blowjobs? I certainly don't mind it but I prefer the vagina in almost all ways. I'll take a minute or 2 of blowing then move for the pussy.
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She has a front vagina, a back vagina, a mouth vagina, and if you're lucky a tit vagina. I like to switch it up. There are times when I'm horny, wife wants to blow me and I tell her nope, I'm gunna have to mess up your cooter tonight. By the same token, there are times she wants me in her front vagina and I'm really missing the mouth vagina.
 
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I dated a girl back when I used to go home for lunch, she would blow me, then I'd nap while she made me lunch and I'd wake up eat and go back to work. She was fucking retarded and lazy though so it didn't last long.

Sure was good while it lasted though.
 
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fifey_sl said:
I dated a girl back when I used to go home for lunch, she would blow me, then I'd nap while she made me lunch and I'd wake up eat and go back to work. She was fucking retarded and lazy though so it didn't last long.

Sure was good while it lasted though.
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The only chick I dated who would let me fuck her every which way and blew me constant was the craziest broad I've ever known in my life. It was cool for like 4 months but then I had to just end it. The penis pleasure wasn't worth the hassle or her being insane 24/7. Worst part is I worked with her so after I broke it off I still got to see her crazy ass everyday. Well she did blow me in my car a month or so after we broke up on break so it wasn't all bad I guess.
 
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Cad_sl said:
Haha I have the reverse problem, my wife gives two shits what I do for my hobbies and I'm always doing them by myself. She won't get involved in the slightest. There are a few things I wish she would come do because they'd be a good way to spend time together and I think she'd enjoy it. She sits at home cleaning and working on her projects. When I'm there she's glued to me, but not concerned when I leave to do whatever.

Maybe I have it good and I don't realize it? She's a perfectionist introvert so she's perfectly happy being left alone to do her own shit so that I won't fuck it up and make her have to re-do it. Haha.
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I have maybe the in-between problem which is even worse. She wants to get involved, but only the exact wrong things that I know will frustrate and annoy her. Ask me how well the RC helicopter adventure went (hint: won't listen to basic explanation of flight mechanics).
 
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Tarrant I saw something come across the facebooks that I thought might help.

How To Talk To Your Child About Divorce - The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Preface the announcement by saying "I love you," which will put your child at ease as they listen to you explain how love can crumble at any moment.

Begin with a simple, straightforward explanation of why this divorce is happening, what it will involve, and who Susan from marketing is.

Don't resort to the blame game in explaining why you're separating, as the kids will handle that part themselves.

Explain that divorce is actually fairly common. Your child might find it comforting to know that many of their classmates find themselves in the exact same hellish dungeon of pain, rage, and bitter, unending sorrow.

One easy way to expedite this whole thorny process is to tell one child and let word spread on its own.

Be patient, listen as much as you speak, and display other empathetic qualities that your marriage failed to incorporate.

Assuage your child's concerns by reminding them that only a small percentage of kids from broken homes become murderers.

Remind your kids that while it may be difficult now, things will get easier with each subsequent divorce.

No matter how you decide to explain the situation to your child, the most important thing is to do so better than your spouse.
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