Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Khane

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You're giving them more credit than they deserve. That only happens to men who are shit in bed, don't care at all about their woman's satisfaction, then act surprised when the woman stops giving a shit about giving them a quick nut after a while. Stop making sex a one way street and make your woman moan and shake and she will literally be unable to withhold sex from you.
 
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Khane_sl said:
You're giving them more credit than they deserve. That only happens to men who are shit in bed, don't care at all about their woman's satisfaction, then act surprised when the woman stops giving a shit about giving them a quick nut after a while. Stop making sex a one way street and make your woman moan and shake and she will literally be unable to withhold sex from you.
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Khane

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Marital advice? What does women being uninterested in sex or using it as a bargaining tool have to do with being married?
 
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Tenks_sl said:
We would have also accepted "Guy who gets bored with relationships after 3 months informs us how to keep things interesting long term"
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You guys serious? Who said anything about long term? You both really gonna argue that if you don't care about a woman's satisfaction she's not gonna stay interested in the act?

If your woman starts using sex as a bargaining chip or withholds it that's more on you than it is on her.
 
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The bachelor-card is like the married dude's race-card. When Khane hits too close to home, it's time to call him a bachelor!
 
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Yes there is, but if there is no(or almost none) sex, it can be a big enough problem to completely ruin a marriage.
 
Phazael

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Your relationship with your mother must be a lot different than mine, Alex.
 
Frenzied Wombat

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One thing I learnt a long time ago is to never, ever, turn down a request for sex unless you really can't help it. Either I have a low sex drive, or I fuck really well, because in every relationship I've ever been the woman has wanted it more often than me. Women aren't used to being turned down for sex, so when you do so the insecurity/crazy goes into hyper-overdrive. She'll either immediately suspect you're cheating, or think that you don't find her attractive. Either way, you will be made to feel their pain.

So when men say their wives hold back sex, I seriously can't relate. Protip to try if the wife/gf isn't that in to sex-- don't let her touch the dick until you've made her come via mouth/fingers. She needs to beg for the dick.
 
Mrs. Gravy

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Mis-using sex as a weapon or a bargaining chip is anathema to me.
There is more to marriage than sex but it is a damn fine component. Women treated well do enjoy it and will participate often and initiate it if - again they are treated well and not just in physical gratification (not that that is a bad thing). Fucking notice if she has gone above and beyond, or if it's been a rough week and she still manages to remember to send your mother a birthday card, got your oil changed, did all the housecleaning without your help etc. Let her know you appreciate her and she feels good about herself; she shows it in multiple ways and is grateful for you.
For fuck's sake. It is not that complicated.
 
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Mrs. Gravy_sl said:
Mis-using sex as a weapon or a bargaining chip is anathema to me.
There is more to marriage than sex but it is a damn fine component. Women treated well do enjoy it and will participate often and initiate it if - again they are treated well and not just in physical gratification (not that that is a bad thing). Fucking notice if she has gone above and beyond, or if it's been a rough week and she still manages to remember to send your mother a birthday card, got your oil changed, did all the housecleaning without your help etc. Let her know you appreciate her and she feels good about herself; she shows it in multiple ways and is grateful for you.
For fuck's sake. It is not that complicated.
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And be sure to make her come so hard the neighbors 2 houses down can appreciate it. That helps too.
 
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Cad_sl said:
And be sure to make her come so hard the neighbors 2 houses down can appreciate it. That helps too.
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I think the reply to this is supposed to be +1 (especially because I apparently can't give you rep)
I am so laughing right now because, and G would love me sharing this, when we met he was the student manager of the conference center at the University we attended. One of his employees asked him one day if he was killing someone in his room because of the sounds that were coming out of it..yes, from me. (Apparently he had never sexed up that girl... or she would have known better).
That is a good memory, thanks for prompting it!
 
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Mrs. Gravy_sl said:
I think the reply to this is supposed to be +1 (especially because I apparently can't give you rep)
I am so laughing right now because, and G would love me sharing this, when we met he was the student manager of the conference center at the University we attended. One of his employees asked him one day if he was killing someone in his room because of the sounds that were coming out of it..yes, from me. (Apparently he had never sexed up that girl... or she would have known better).
That is a good memory, thanks for prompting it!
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I'd bet half these chuckleheads don't even know how to stimulate the g-spot at the same time you lick the clit to amplify the orgasms. Amateurs. Then they say the wife doesn't want sex.
 
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