Khane
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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Hoss
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Then you talked to her about it already? How much you appreciate it, and asked how does she feel about the changes and the relationship. In that case, nothing to worry about.
Khane
Got something right about marriage
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You're a weird dude Hoss. You talk about sexually assaulting women being their catnip and your wife falling in love with you because you forced your dick in her mouth when you told her to shut up and she wouldn't. Then you turn around and talk about making sure a woman knows not being a complete slob makes her a true diamond in the rough and scold a man to tell his woman how much he appreciates the fact that she can sometimes be a normal human being and complete a mundane task if pushed enough.
Tarrant
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Kriptini
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I think I'm in too deep, boys. It's been only a week since our first date and this chick is on the verge of saying "I love you." I do not see myself long term with this girl at all.
...but she puts out and is fun to hang out with. (We've spent like three whole days together already.) Do I break it all off? Try to ride it short-term and just say, "Aww, thanks!" When she says that three word phrase?
...but she puts out and is fun to hang out with. (We've spent like three whole days together already.) Do I break it all off? Try to ride it short-term and just say, "Aww, thanks!" When she says that three word phrase?
Palum
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Depends, were you in an 80's action movie sequence over the last week where you saved her life repeatedly or did you just take her to TGIFridays for some appetizers and she texted you next Tuesday implying that she loved you?
Kriptini
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Rofl, fuck you.
We've done a lot of junk. Breakfast twice, lunch three times, dinner four times. Sightseeing (she's relatively new to the area), stargazing, beach, laster tagging, LAN party (twice), movies (twice), and a lot of driving around in between filled with car talks. She lacks subtlety, and she has had a couple of Freudian slips, so I think she's actually falling for me, or, more likely to case, she THINKS she is... she's kinda na?ve/easily impressed.
moonarchia
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chthonic-anemos
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Palum
what Suineg set it to
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I mean she basically is living with you already if you're doing that much in a week. Not sure why you're super surprised?
iannis
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You continue to hit it like the fist of an angry god, and when she drops the love bomb on you you pull the old "dick in mouth" trick.
Or else, like a grown up, you look her in the eye and say, "That's infatuation. I appreciate that, but it will pass. Lets talk about this again in a few months".
You re-assure what she's looking for that way without being sucked into the "Aww, I love your titties tho" trap. And you let her know to slow her roll.
And if she goes nuts on you, you just fuck her harder till eventually she splits.
Or else, like a grown up, you look her in the eye and say, "That's infatuation. I appreciate that, but it will pass. Lets talk about this again in a few months".
You re-assure what she's looking for that way without being sucked into the "Aww, I love your titties tho" trap. And you let her know to slow her roll.
And if she goes nuts on you, you just fuck her harder till eventually she splits.
Gavinmad
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Noodleface
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Kriptini
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Kriptini
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She just called me and asked me to move in with her. She's not getting along with her current roommate and has been looking for a new place, but she called me just now and asked me if I wanted to go half on a place with her. I politely declined, but... we've known each other for only seven days. I'm worried about this girl.
Frenzied Wombat
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Noodleface
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I wouldn't move in with a good friend, let alone a chick I met 7 days ago. If you just want to get your dick wet fine, but I would drop this one as soon as you can.