Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Haast
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That sucks. Try to relax and take your mind off it. If you can't, try to focus on the things you can control rather than the many things you can't.
Hoss
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Licensed professionals will do happy endings too though. So your point is invalid.
iannis
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Noodleface
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Little update on my situation:
So far this week my wife has cooked me dinner 4 times, without any prompt from myself. She even made a few dishes that I didn't think she could, and she never mentioned she was doing it. Coming home at 7:00 and being able to just sit down with the kid and eat is about 7000% percent more enjoyable than coming home, having to cook, and not seeing my son. She cleaned off our table... mostly... still some training or work to be done here for sure, but she is trying. I've remained level-headed and haven't really brought up my distaste with the situation. I think previously I said what I needed to, so there is no reason to keep bringing it up.
She's also done some things like buying me special food at the grocery store, or allowing me to purchase a couple big ticket things I've been asking for (stuff I had to sell long ago to pay bills in college, not entirely frivolous things).. it's like something clicked in her brain. So things are better at least.
She had a medical issue so sexy time has been on hold for a few weeks.. I think when I finally get in there I'm gonna put a hole in the wall with her head.
So far this week my wife has cooked me dinner 4 times, without any prompt from myself. She even made a few dishes that I didn't think she could, and she never mentioned she was doing it. Coming home at 7:00 and being able to just sit down with the kid and eat is about 7000% percent more enjoyable than coming home, having to cook, and not seeing my son. She cleaned off our table... mostly... still some training or work to be done here for sure, but she is trying. I've remained level-headed and haven't really brought up my distaste with the situation. I think previously I said what I needed to, so there is no reason to keep bringing it up.
She's also done some things like buying me special food at the grocery store, or allowing me to purchase a couple big ticket things I've been asking for (stuff I had to sell long ago to pay bills in college, not entirely frivolous things).. it's like something clicked in her brain. So things are better at least.
She had a medical issue so sexy time has been on hold for a few weeks.. I think when I finally get in there I'm gonna put a hole in the wall with her head.
Kirun
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Allowing you? You make all the money and sheallowsyou to buy things?
I don't understand how the fuck some guys can goweekswithout sexual interaction. I start getting antsy after 48 hours, I can't imagine letting myself deal with weeks of no sex. What sort of "medical" issue would prevent sex anyhow?
Frenzied Wombat
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Noodleface
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You're focusing on the word 'allow' - it was a mutual decision. I always get her opinion before a big purchase.
I'm not going to detail my wife's medical history, I still get reminded I told everyone about rubbing cream in her crack.
I'm not going to detail my wife's medical history, I still get reminded I told everyone about rubbing cream in her crack.
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Hoss
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Palum
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Noodleface
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I don't have time for anything new. I provide a roof over her head, food on the table.
moonarchia
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Don't fall into routine. Always make sure she feels special once in a while.
Kirun
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Exactly. Make sure the woman who cashed out and took the "early retirement" option is made to feel like a princess every now and then. See if you can fit her in for a spa day. Perhaps sometime between your indentured servitude appointments?
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Noodleface
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I was going to respond to the borderline redpill stuff but decided against it. Just know if it goes too far someone will step in, you all know who that someone is.