Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Noodleface

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This isn't one of those "transitioning females" like you were talking about in the ff14 thread right? Some Manthra bitch
 
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Tenks

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Krips bushes are going to grow to the size of sequoias with all the fertilizer about to be dumped in them
 

Kriptini

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This isn't one of those "transitioning females" like you were talking about in the ff14 thread right? Some Manthra bitch
So I was never really "with" that chick. There was a little spark between us at first but it wasn't really going anywhere, and anything left over was snuffed out completely when she changed her name to Keith.

However... my last real ex moved to Canada, changed her gender identity (but not her sex identity? Idk) and became a lesbian after we broke up. She went from being a quiet sort-of-liberal girl to a boistrous blue hair in half a year.

Now we kind of have to see it, like a car accident. I want to see brain matter and entrails.
Sorry bro, I'm not comfortable with posting someone's picture without their permission.

Krips bushes are going to grow to the size of sequoias with all the fertilizer about to be dumped in them
I wish I could pozload you lol
 

Soygen

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However... my last real ex moved to Canada, changed her gender identity (but mot her sex identity? Idk) and became a lesbian after we broke up. She went from being a quiet sort-of-liberal girl to a boistrous blue hair in half a year.l
So you didn't just turn her gay, you turned her SJW?
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Blazin

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So how was it before your business closing? If she was working and doing all those duties before it seems like she got the crappy end of the deal, unless you were working longer hours than her.
She worked part time and I was working a lot and often traveling. I think she is enjoying the empowerment and I really don't want to ruin that, but I won't be able to do it this way indefinitely. It gets lonely and boring.
 

Kriptini

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Has she told you she's pregnant yet?
No, but she's tried everything else in the book up to this point. She hates my guts, she never wants to see me again, oh wait, now she says she loves me and can't live without me, oh wait, now she says she found someone to replace me and she'll never think of me again, oh wait, now she's "stranded" and needs me to pick her up and take her home. I want to block her number but I feel like I need to watch incoming messages for suicide threats.
 
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Tarrant

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Lots of stuff has happened this week.

Was in the hospital again, they did a spinal to see if I had blood in my spinal fluid...nothing there. Gave me a new round of meds that finally allow me to sleep and I woke this morning feeling somewhat better...1-10 pain scale had me around a 3, which was better than the 5/6...so at least it was manageable.

I couldn't drive, asked the still wife if she could take me. She declined as she had plans to go out and meet some guy she met on some sex website. That helped with any lingering doubts I had...being the weeping vagina I am, I still love her greatly so things haven't been easy. Anyway, I didn't trust myself to drive so I took an Uber.

Been talking to this other girl, she seems cool but she is attached to a lot of drama. Went over to her place and I received one of the best blow jobs I've ever received. She then (much like above) started texting me all the time telling me how perfect we were for each other and how we should always be together.... I pumped the breaks on that real fast, told her I wasn't looking for anything really let alone anything serious, which i told her up front. She's texted me a few times since then but I've been tapering my responses so she gets the idea and I don't lead her on.

Was weird having someone else touch my dick that wasn't my wife...or as was the most recent trend, me. It'll be awhile before I get that mind set out of my head.

My son is doing okay, he still asks why I don't live there or why mom doesn't live with me when he's at my place. I just tell him that mommy and daddy live apart, he has two houses now and two parents that love him. He drops it at that point usually, he seems to be adjusting well.

Wife isn't fighting me to hard on things. I'm working on a 4/3 3/4 arrangement for custody which she is receptive to so far. I told her as long as she doesn't fight me on it, which it's a more than fair arrangement I won't bring up her mental issues in court. She knows I can make it hard for her, I told her I'm just interested in doing best by our son and keeping things as smooth as possible. I've yet to tell my two older kids, I'll get mixed reactions from them I'd imagine.

In general, life fucking sucks bros. Doing my best to remain positive and not cry like a bitch too much.
 

Kriptini

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Here for you, dude. I'll be praying for you while I'm setting up bear traps in the bushes around my house.
 
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Dioblaire

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This poor girl. She's not taking it well at all. I said that I'm not sure I should be looking for a long-term relationship right now because I have to stabilize my career and finances. Was that the wrong move?

EDIT: I think I messed this up big time, bros. She said I'm one of her anxieties now (she has pretty bad anxiety). She was getting kind of dramatic as well. Really hoping it passes but I feel like a jerk.
Dude, you need to run. After my divorce, I had the chance to fool around with an 18 year old. She wanted commitment with the end game of being married and a mother by 25... I noped out of that one. I had to ignore the wrong brain, realllly bad. I'd post a pic, but this is the Grown Ups section.
 

Haast

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Here for you, dude. I'll be praying for you while I'm setting up bear traps in the bushes around my house.
Based on the few things you've told us, she may be bipolar or borderline. I'm not a psychologist, I just play one on the internet. Regardless, cutting ties early was a good call.

If you insist on sticking your dick in crazy more, make sure you wrap it up. Crazy gets pregnant to save the week old relationship.

Dude, you need to run. After my divorce, I had the chance to fool around with an 18 year old. She wanted commitment with the end game of being married and a mother by 25... I noped out of that one. I had to ignore the wrong brain, realllly bad. I'd post a pic, but this is the Grown Ups section.
We have a thread for that.Post away and link here.
 

The Ancient_sl

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Lots of stuff has happened this week.

Was in the hospital again, they did a spinal to see if I had blood in my spinal fluid...nothing there. Gave me a new round of meds that finally allow me to sleep and I woke this morning feeling somewhat better...1-10 pain scale had me around a 3, which was better than the 5/6...so at least it was manageable.

I couldn't drive, asked the still wife if she could take me. She declined as she had plans to go out and meet some guy she met on some sex website. That helped with any lingering doubts I had...being the weeping vagina I am, I still love her greatly so things haven't been easy. Anyway, I didn't trust myself to drive so I took an Uber.

Been talking to this other girl, she seems cool but she is attached to a lot of drama. Went over to her place and I received one of the best blow jobs I've ever received. She then (much like above) started texting me all the time telling me how perfect we were for each other and how we should always be together.... I pumped the breaks on that real fast, told her I wasn't looking for anything really let alone anything serious, which i told her up front. She's texted me a few times since then but I've been tapering my responses so she gets the idea and I don't lead her on.

Was weird having someone else touch my dick that wasn't my wife...or as was the most recent trend, me. It'll be awhile before I get that mind set out of my head.

My son is doing okay, he still asks why I don't live there or why mom doesn't live with me when he's at my place. I just tell him that mommy and daddy live apart, he has two houses now and two parents that love him. He drops it at that point usually, he seems to be adjusting well.

Wife isn't fighting me to hard on things. I'm working on a 4/3 3/4 arrangement for custody which she is receptive to so far. I told her as long as she doesn't fight me on it, which it's a more than fair arrangement I won't bring up her mental issues in court. She knows I can make it hard for her, I told her I'm just interested in doing best by our son and keeping things as smooth as possible. I've yet to tell my two older kids, I'll get mixed reactions from them I'd imagine.

In general, life fucking sucks bros. Doing my best to remain positive and not cry like a bitch too much.
You have to do what you have to do for your own sanity first and foremost, but it's certainly best for your kids if you don't bring around some woman who is interested in the D. Not suggesting you would make that mistake, just reinforcing the thought.
 

moonarchia

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No, but she's tried everything else in the book up to this point. She hates my guts, she never wants to see me again, oh wait, now she says she loves me and can't live without me, oh wait, now she says she found someone to replace me and she'll never think of me again, oh wait, now she's "stranded" and needs me to pick her up and take her home. I want to block her number but I feel like I need to watch incoming messages for suicide threats.
Block it and walk away. You are not responsible for the crazy.
 

Slaythe

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You have to do what you have to do for your own sanity first and foremost, but it's certainly best for your kids if you don't bring around some woman who is interested in the D. Not suggesting you would make that mistake, just reinforcing the thought.
Naw bro Onoes taught you you let that girl move in and help make birthday gifts for the ex wife or whatever.
 

Tenks

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I feels a bit weird to me that only a few months after you both officially split you're both in sexual relationships with other partners. I guess I can't really say exactly what I'd do if my wife and I broke up but I'd imagine I'd have a hard time even talking to anyone for a bit but then I also understand the need for validation. So I guess maybe I don't know if it is weird at all or not. It just seems from this thread every rebound strange just leads to regret.
 

Noodleface

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My mother is the same way man. Full disclosure, she's a drug addict, alcoholic, and has attempted suicide multiple times. I personally am done with her - but because we have her only grandson, we do bring him over occasionally, but I don't play into ANY of her bullshit.

My brother on the other hand calls her everyday, goes over to check on her, feeds into it. The reason he does it, in his words, is he's "afraid if he isn't there, she will just kill herself"

No need to let someone hold you down like that.