Marriage and the Power of Divorce

And how their self worth is only measured by how others perceive them, blah'dy blah blah. Life sure is hard as a woman. Concern troll is concerned.

But they have boobies, and sometimes I want to touch those boobies.

They want your dick too, they just play coy

If you read this thread in a vacuum you'd think not a single marriage works and no man is happy. You need to take everything on the internet with a boulder of salt.

Yeah I don't post about the good stuff, only the bad. I am an entertainer.

That's not true. Otherwise we wouldn't have all these marriage purists shitting on all the single people whenever they make a post with anything resembling an opinion on LTRs.

Wtf is a marriage purist? Is that like someone who doesn't think gays should marry?

This weekend the new Path of Exile league opened on Friday. I informed my wife earlier this week that on Friday I will be unavailable and be doing nothing other than playing Path of Exile. Friday rolls around and I remind her again to which the reply was "I know you've told me every day this week." She purchased herself a bottle of wine and proceeded to watch Gossip Girl (which sounds to be the worst show ever created) downstairs while I played Path of Exile upstairs. The servers were somewhat unstable and I got a tad drunk (I get frustrated easily when I'm drunk) so I called it a night at 11:30. When she heard me come downstairs she also shut off her TV and we went to bed.

On Saturday I woke up and the Path of Exile servers were more stable. I previously made arrangements to have dinner at a place she loves (also where we had our rehearsal dinner -- we also had a gift card) for 6:00. We both like to eat dinner early. I played Path of Exile almost all Saturday. I managed to get my character past cruel difficulty. She watched Gossip Girl. We went out for dinner. We got some brucetta which was out of this world. I got scallops and she got a steak. We went home at which time we watched a few episodes of Rick and Morty then engaged in sexual activities. Afterwards I went upstairs to play Path of Exile and I don't recall what she was watching downstairs.

On Sunday I woke up and shockingly I played Path of Exile. Sunday is generally our chores and grocery shopping day as well so I vacuumed the house while she cleaned the bathrooms. I was exhausted still from my workout Thursday so she went to the gym by herself. I ran out for lunch to get some Pad Thai while she ate her leftovers from the previous dinner. After another fun filled day of Path of Exile and Gossip Girl we had a southwest fritatta for dinner while watching the Amazing Race. Afterwards we watched some episodes of Rick and Morty and then we went to bed.

This evening I presume she will be busy watching Madam Secretary and the final episode of Downtown Abby while I play Path of Exile. I also have some yard work I may do because the weather is fantastic today.

Welcome to married life people

Sounds pretty good. Especially the scallops.

Kriptini_sl said:

Sounds pretty good. Especially the scallops.

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They were good but honestly I'd rather spend my $35 elsewhere. Don't get me wrong they were good but I don't find any food $35 good. I find the restaurant extraordinarily overpriced but my wife loves it. Its built inside what was a hotel in the 1800's (still does offer lodging) so she loves all the architecture and old furniture. She originally wanted to get married there (they do have a space for it) but it was a bit too small so we compromised and just used it for our rehearsal.

Goddamn how intense is your workout?

Alex_sl said:

Goddamn how intense is your workout?

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I may have made an excuse because I wanted to play PoE. But I also forgot to eat breakfast when I realized it was around 11 in the afternoon (right about the time we leave) so I wouldn't have had any energy. My thighs were still screaming from Thursday but I easily could have done upper body. Regardless I worked out today so not a huge deal.

First thing I thought when you said you were sore from Thursday was "this mothafucka just wants to game"

Don't worry man, we've all been there

Oh honey, go on without me.. I'm super tired...Noise of WoW launching in the background

Got all the kids to school, worked at home for a couple hours, had lunch with my wife after which we porked in the living room. Cut some brush this afternoon and now I'm off to get kids to sports/music lessons. Dinner at home tonight with everyone followed by homework and practice. Have a glass of wine with the wife before bed, read for an hour. Possibly more sex, not sure.

#marriedlife

Yesterday I woke up late and got yelled at for sleeping so late (why didn't you wake me up then?). Day is off to a bad start. "It's your turn to change the poop diaper". Ok, day is going swimmingly so far. At least the shit isn't up his back this time.

Played with my kid most of the day. I need to do a lot of stuff around the house, but these days the only time I can see my kid is on the weekends so I take everything I can get. He's trying to stand without holding stuff, I'm both elated and frightened. Had leftover meatloaf (that my wife made the other day) for lunch, shared some with the kid but he hated it. I played my guitar in the basement for a little bit, I'm trading it away so wanted one last slam ssession with it.

Later on kid went to bed, I asked my wife to help me with something in the bedroom. I totally lied though and I was waiting naked. Had sex. She watched the walking dead while I played some WoW and guitar.

Are you still trying to make your wife kid positive Noodles