Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Noodleface

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Tarrant_sl said:
So why is that your fault? She slept in the day before...unless you're being sarcastic. Please tell me you're being sarcastic.
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I dunno man can't make this shit up. I let her sleep In Saturday but she got mad that I slept too late on Sunday. To sit around the house.
 
Onoes

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Slaythe_sl said:
You're a good sport, Noodle. In the downtime between Onoes showing up or a random thing like what wormie went through we just have your messy house to hold us over.
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Spent the weekend in Disneyland. I'm getting fat again, have put on 20-25 pounds in the last year, diet started today. This Sunday will be my 1 year anniversary with the girl.

Still super happy, no awesome new stories really. X wife and unicorn even get along really well. 0 drama all year.
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Tarrant

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Wow it's been a year already? That's crazy, congrats man that's super awesome.

Start posting here more though, I miss having ya around.
 
Cad

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Noodlemod_sl said:
I dunno man can't make this shit up. I let her sleep In Saturday but she got mad that I slept too late on Sunday. To sit around the house.
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Yea my wife will be like "come spend time with me" while she does her nails.

I'm like, come spend time with me while I work out, then we're fair.
 
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I think my parents are going to get divorced at ~63, they can't seem to go a few weeks without having some blowout fight. Seems really fucking bizarre to make it 40 years and call it quits when it's retirement time. Gonna be weird.
 
Palum

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Picasso_sl said:
I think my parents are going to get divorced at ~63, they can't seem to go a few weeks without having some blowout fight. Seems really fucking bizarre to make it 40 years and call it quits when it's retirement time. Gonna be weird.
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This is actually very common phenomenon these days. Look up 'silver splitters'. Seems to be some people who have means enough and finally the kids are gone and they just don't care to keep it together over taking separate cruises anymore.
 
Alex

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My parents divorced just a couple years ago. They're in their 50s. Blows because now I get twice as many parent visits.
 
Kirun

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Yeah, my parents split up after 25 years of marriage and 28 years together. Both of them were 46. Life is short and you have to do what makes you happy, even if it takes decades to have that epiphany.
 
Hoss

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And if you don't wear a helmet to a date, then you're doing it wrong. No matter who the girl is.
 
Soygen

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Picasso_sl said:
I think my parents are going to get divorced at ~63, they can't seem to go a few weeks without having some blowout fight. Seems really fucking bizarre to make it 40 years and call it quits when it's retirement time. Gonna be weird.
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My parents were divorced right before 60. Then my dad died of cancer a year later. Coincidence?!
 
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Brutal. Was cancer a sudden thing? My dad is wired like a hummingbird, pretty confident he's just going to pop one day so all this additional stress is pretty concerning.
 
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