Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Kriptini

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lurkingdirk_sl said:
Got all the kids to school, worked at home for a couple hours, had lunch with my wife after which we porked in the living room. Cut some brush this afternoon and now I'm off to get kids to sports/music lessons. Dinner at home tonight with everyone followed by homework and practice. Have a glass of wine with the wife before bed, read for an hour. Possibly more sex, not sure.

#marriedlife
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Noodlemod_sl said:
Yesterday I woke up late and got yelled at for sleeping so late (why didn't you wake me up then?). Day is off to a bad start. "It's your turn to change the poop diaper". Ok, day is going swimmingly so far. At least the shit isn't up his back this time.

Played with my kid most of the day. I need to do a lot of stuff around the house, but these days the only time I can see my kid is on the weekends so I take everything I can get. He's trying to stand without holding stuff, I'm both elated and frightened. Had leftover meatloaf (that my wife made the other day) for lunch, shared some with the kid but he hated it. I played my guitar in the basement for a little bit, I'm trading it away so wanted one last slam ssession with it.

Later on kid went to bed, I asked my wife to help me with something in the bedroom. I totally lied though and I was waiting naked. Had sex. She watched the walking dead while I played some WoW and guitar.
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Cad_sl said:
I spent Friday night at a basketball tournament with my 10 year old. Left work at 5:30pm and met the nanny and my son at the basketball place. Took him home from that at about 9pm. Watched Banshee with the wife after eating dinner, had sexy time. Went to bed about midnight.

Saturday I got up at 6am and loaded up my racetrack stuff and went to the racetrack. Was supposed to be there until 4-5pm but ended up destroying tires due to debris so I didn't finish. Left at 1pm. Went to lift, home at 3pm, took all the kiddos over to mother in laws house because all the in laws are home. Played with kids until 9-10pm. Drove home, watched Banshee. had sexy time.

Got up Sunday and worked for a few hours, ate lunch with the wife, helped with laundry, cooking and chores for a few hours (we cook for the whole week on the weekend) then took and went to run on a local trail in Dallas (Katy Trail). Was pretty fun, weather was gorgeous, 70 degrees. Went home, fed baby, watched Banshee (finished S3) and got baby to bed, watched about half of the walking dead then turned it off and went for sexy time.

Married life, bros, with kids...
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Sounds great, especially the clam.
 
Slaythe

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Noodlemod_sl said:
Yeah I don't post about the good stuff, only the bad. I am an entertainer.
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You're a good sport, Noodle. In the downtime between Onoes showing up or a random thing like what wormie went through we just have your messy house to hold us over.
 
Noodleface

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If you can't bitch about your wife on the internet where you hope to fuck she never goes, where can you?

My greatest fear is one day I leave rerolled up on the tablet and she somehow navigates to all my posts. Thank god she is computer illiterate.
 
Fifey

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Khane_sl said:
Well this thread is worthless right now.
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Give it time, eventually someone will sat making questionable life choices again.

I had a 1am tinder meet up that led to me making out with a 40 year old roller derby girl, she was a striker(?) Not the fat blocker kind.
 
lurkingdirk

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Tenks_sl said:
Sounds like the rest of our idiot mods
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Noodleface

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Tarrant_sl said:
I never got why people get angry over people sleeping late once in awhile.
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It was my own fault, I just didn't understand why she walked around probably stewing about it rather than wake me up.

I get up at 6AM all week and I even let her sleep in Saturday while I take care of the kid.
 
Tarrant

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So why is that your fault? She slept in the day before...unless you're being sarcastic. Please tell me you're being sarcastic.
 
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