Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Noodleface

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woke up today to the star wars blu ray on my chair and code red in the fridge and some burgers ready to be cooked tonight

my wife is working hard for the dick guys and I don't know why

Should I be worried?
 

moonarchia

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As my wife approached 30 her birth control really started to mess with her sex drive. She tried a few different brands but that didn't help. It just caused some crazy hormones while adjusting. We even went back to condoms for awhile but neither of us liked that.

It's crazy because about a week off her pill and she is Sex crazy again. It's become a joke with us that if she is trying to get in my pants then she must not be on the pill. The two times we were trying to make babies were lots of fun but each time we made babies really fast( 2 months and 1 month off the pill).

Now that we have 2 children I have offered to go in for the fix but she is not ready to commit to that even though I have always told her 2 kids or 0 for me.

She is cool about sex and knows it's important for a healthy relationship. Before kids she would hardly turn down sex if i were in the mood. With young kids its been a bit difficult but now that our youngest is sleeping through the night it's getting easier. There have been so many times that we tried to have a quickie only to have a crying baby interupt and thats an instant boner killer for me.

To be fair a few glasses wine always put her in the mood but my daughter only drinks from the tap so that had curbed that for awhile.
Don't "offer" to get fixed, just go in and do it. If you think there's a chance in hell you want more kids put some baby batter on ice before you do it.
 

Deathwing

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woke up today to the star wars blu ray on my chair and code red in the fridge and some burgers ready to be cooked tonight

my wife is working hard for the dick guys and I don't know why

Should I be worried?
Hormone imbalance from pregnancy has finally righted itself and life has returned to "normal"? Have you been complaining to her about your job as much as you do to us?

I'd be suspicious of the Code Red though...don't you have diabetes?
 

Noodleface

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Code Red is my favorite soda, I probably buy it once a year maybe twice. I usually drink water all day, so I'm ok.

I don't bitch to my wife about my job. I want her to think everything is ok at work and not worry about that stuff. "Normal" for her would be us having every 2 days and just doing regular stuff. She's buying me gifts, wearing sexy outfits, asking about vibrators, doing chores in the house (this is huge). The other day she got home from work at 3AM and shovelled the 6 inches of snow we got for when I woke up. All of this stuff is really out of the ordinary.

I suppose it could be "I want a baby" type stuff, but I'm not sure.
 

Haast

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Hopefully you got some "we just had an argument" make up sex. Good for you though, hopefully things change for the better.
I hope so as well. There was some conciliatory action after, but it sounds like yours was way more interesting!
 

Nester

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Fucked my wife at 330 am this morning as a tribute to this conversation.

I am pretty damn tired today, but was worth it.

You are most welcome.
 

Tenks

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I don't want pics. I prefer to imagine everyone in this thread as attractive with attractive spouses having attractive person sex. Its like at the end of a sexy Dateline murder mystery and they show the real mug shots and the people are way uglier than the actors portraying the sexy crime. Things get less sexy quickly.
 

Oblio

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I showed my wife this thread and told she needs to start giving it up daily and twice on Sunday's or else I would speak poorly about her in this thread. She doesn't just want the Approval of Rerolled, she needs the Approval of Rerolled. I expect great things in the future! :p
 

Soygen

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I don't want pics. I prefer to imagine everyone in this thread as attractive with attractive spouses having attractive person sex. Its like at the end of a sexy Dateline murder mystery and they show the real mug shots and the people are way uglier than the actors portraying the sexy crime. Things get less sexy quickly.
You make a fair point. I retract my request.
 

Oblio

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So I had the talk last night, aired the issues very bluntly and fully expected to be walking out shortly thereafter. Instead, she acknowledged the problems and offered thoughtful, level-headed ideas about how we ended up there and what might resolve the issues. She also admitted she got ahead of herself in the dating process (this is true) and apologized. She asked if we could take some time to see if things can be worked out. Whether or not we end up together long term, I do sincerely care about her. So I agreed.

I haven't been forthcoming with my concerns many times, probably because my ex-wife had a hair trigger from 0 to raging psychopath when we discussed things; think borderline abusive. Because of this, I let the "too much time together" thing fester and affect our personal connection... a lot. My realizations here, not hers.

I figure I'm playing with house money at this point. Either we CAN resolve the issues and our relationship benefits greatly, or I can walk away knowing I gave my best effort to make it work with someone I care about.

InB4 Haast pussied out LIKE A BOSS.
Well done sir! My wife and I probably "over" communicate, but at least we are always very clear on where we stand on issues. If we did not have hard talks like the one you just had we would not be together now. I am really happy to hear her response to your concerns, sounds like you have a good one there. I wish you good fortune!
 

Hoss

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I showed my wife this thread and told she needs to start giving it up daily and twice on Sunday's or else I would speak poorly about her in this thread. She doesn't just want the Approval of Rerolled, she needs the Approval of Rerolled. I expect great things in the future! :p
Have we seen her tits yet?
 

Alex

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I don't want pics. I prefer to imagine everyone in this thread as attractive with attractive spouses having attractive person sex. Its like at the end of a sexy Dateline murder mystery and they show the real mug shots and the people are way uglier than the actors portraying the sexy crime. Things get less sexy quickly.
I thought unattractive people didn't have sex?

Oh yeah...Camerous.
 

Oblio

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I thought unattractive people didn't have sex?

Oh yeah...Camerous.
I still have never seen the Goblin Cock. The pic was taken down by the time I caught up in that thread. Part of me really is curious the other part of me thinks I can only be disappointed compared to my imagination.
 

Pemulis

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Picture the result of a circumcision interrupted and never finished. Maybe you could call it a "two-skin" (half a foreskin). I wish I hadn't seen it
 

Haast

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Well done sir! My wife and I probably "over" communicate, but at least we are always very clear on where we stand on issues. If we did not have hard talks like the one you just had we would not be together now. I am really happy to hear her response to your concerns, sounds like you have a good one there. I wish you good fortune!
Despite being rattled, I feel better today. Like a weight was lifted off me. Her response was encouraging, hopefully it will lead to more straight forward discussions on problems with less stress surrounding them.
 

Tarrant

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Despite being rattled, I feel better today. Like a weight was lifted off me. Her response was encouraging, hopefully it will lead to more straight forward discussions on problems with less stress surrounding them.
Just make sure you yourself don't fall back into those old habits as well of keeping it all bottled up until it explodes. Not only is that not conducive to your relationship, that shit aint healthy.
 

Noodleface

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I still have never seen the Goblin Cock. The pic was taken down by the time I caught up in that thread. Part of me really is curious the other part of me thinks I can only be disappointed compared to my imagination.
I believe it and mine are still floating around somewhere.