Palum
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Glad you at least had a discussion. I think you made the right call given how she responded. If she had not been that sincere I agree with the plan you had going in.
Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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iannis
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It was disturbing. It was like 4 inches long and he had a cock ring and the head was all janky. It truly was a goblin cock.
And man, poor cam. Rav really did him dirty as hell. He was all like, "Look at my beautiful cock" and then we all saw it... and so much public humiliation commenced. I really feel for the guy. But this is why you don't send whores pics of your small, ugly cock. That was a lesson very hard learned. I swear he should have known it.
Just think of Shelly with a 4 inch clit, and you've got the idea of it.
Oblio
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My Avatar is probably as close as it will ever get. Too many people on here know who I am RL to post those kind of pics.
Haast
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Yeah, I think it was affecting me more than I knew. All the more reason to stick to the "be straight-forward" plan.
Oblio
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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That's cool. Just sayin you should pobably get the tit pic ready to go in case you ever need to ask us a favor. You know since our approval is so important to her.
Noodleface
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If that's your wife in your avatar you are a lucky man.
Wife kept me up until 2 again and I can't function today. Work day is a complete loss. Actually I wasn't really into it for once, I still trucked through but it wasn't my best work and she could tell.
Are rabbits the goto intro vibrator? Something else I should look at? She's ready for it. Probably something easy to use that doesn't look like a monster. I figure we'd use it together at first to get her comfortable with it and then let her rip.
Wife kept me up until 2 again and I can't function today. Work day is a complete loss. Actually I wasn't really into it for once, I still trucked through but it wasn't my best work and she could tell.
Are rabbits the goto intro vibrator? Something else I should look at? She's ready for it. Probably something easy to use that doesn't look like a monster. I figure we'd use it together at first to get her comfortable with it and then let her rip.
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Unless she's extremely sensitive, just get a magic wand. And even if she is, you can still work around the sensitivity issue. No direct contact, wrap a sock/panties around it, buy some of the attachments.
I can understand something the size of the magic wand can be forboding. Shit's worth it man. Sounds my wife makes with just a few minutes of that thing takes 5x longer worth of edging just by myself. And even then it's hard to match the intensity.
I'll admit I don't actually have any recommendation outside of the magic wand. It's the only toy we've consistently used over the years.
I can understand something the size of the magic wand can be forboding. Shit's worth it man. Sounds my wife makes with just a few minutes of that thing takes 5x longer worth of edging just by myself. And even then it's hard to match the intensity.
I'll admit I don't actually have any recommendation outside of the magic wand. It's the only toy we've consistently used over the years.
Tarrant
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Why stop there? What levels of arbitrary manliness can we set so that you are the only one that can obtusely humble brag about getting laid on the internet?you people crying about being up till 2am for sex are pathetic. I was over at her place till 1:45, got home at 2:30, sleep at 3 and was up at 6:30.
You're supposed to fuck a pussy, not be one.
2 AM?
4 AM?
No sleep at all?
Noodleface
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Humblebrag, but I approve. Glad you got it in.you people crying about being up till 2am for sex are pathetic. I was over at her place till 1:45, got home at 2:30, sleep at 3 and was up at 6:30.
You're supposed to fuck a pussy, not be one.
Cad
scientia potentia est
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I'd actually start with something less intense than the hitachi, the level of stimulation that thing provides is kinda like the death-grip masturbation issue for men. Your penis or tongue cannot provide anything like the level of stimulation the hitachi can so you may be training your wife to not be able to get off without it. It's kind of like snorting 4 grams of coke because you didn't get a lot of sleep last night... kind of overkill.
Fifey
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Cad is correct, an old ex of mine was unable to get off without her hitachi. She was a cam girl though so all she did was destroy herself with that thing.
You guys need to plan your lives better, when I got my dick sucked by a stranger a couple days ago, I was back home in my bed by 1230.
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It is intense, that's why I suggested dampening it somehow. My wife holds it about an inch away from her clit when using it.
I still recommended it in spite of that because I couldn't think of a good alternative. I've just never been impressed by anything that runs on a couple batteries. I mean, a Sybian looks like fun, but I've never seen in personal use.
Tarrant
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Haha, thanks. Went over to help her with her taxes originally, just adding receipts for her and what not while we watched Empire.
After a few hours we finished, she was complaining about her lower back, I took the obvious opening and backrubs and forhead kisses commenced.
Tarrant
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opiate82
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I'll second the magic wand. My wife has been using hers avg 3 times a week for 10 years now and isn't any less sensitive than before. We've tried a wide variety of others and they just end up buried in our toy box, she just goes back to the magic wand.
Wand can be a lot of fun if used while fucking, and also works pretty damn well on dudes as well.
*edit: Also you can get speed controler that will really let you turn down the vibrations to a slow level if you are worried about the intensity.
Wand can be a lot of fun if used while fucking, and also works pretty damn well on dudes as well.
*edit: Also you can get speed controler that will really let you turn down the vibrations to a slow level if you are worried about the intensity.