Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Fifey

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The Ancient_sl said:
Yeah, it's pretty easy to keep to a schedule when you are paying for it.
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Didn't spend a dime on anyone but myself, she even bought the wine to drink thin the park. Meanwhile the guy who did pay fr it by working for free, had to go to bed at 3.

I just told her that no matter what, I'll be in bed by 1am and she stuck to my curfew.
 
Noodleface

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opiate82_sl said:
I'll second the magic wand. My wife has been using hers avg 3 times a week for 10 years now and isn't any less sensitive than before. We've tried a wide variety of others and they just end up buried in our toy box, she just goes back to the magic wand.

Wand can be a lot of fun if used while fucking, and also works pretty damn well on dudes as well.

*edit: Also you can get speed controler that will really let you turn down the vibrations to a slow level if you are worried about the intensity.
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We already had that talk.. lyrical burnt a hole in his dick with two of them
 
Tarrant

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fifey_sl said:
Didn't spend a dime on anyone but myself, she even bought the wine to drink thin the park. Meanwhile the guy who did pay fr it by working for free, had to go to bed at 3.

I just told her that no matter what, I'll be in bed by 1am and she stuck to my curfew.
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I didn't work at anything, I went over there to help her with her taxes since she was having issues with them and was planning on being in bed by 12.
 
opiate82

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I'm not sure what Lyrical tried to do, but I would think that lady-bits would be a lot more delicate/sensitive than man parts. If you're not burning a hole through those you aren't going to with your dick either w/o gross negligence.

There is a penis-sheath attachment you can get if you're that worried, but I've used our wand on my cock numerous times without issue. I mean, you don't have to if you don't want to, all I'm saying is for a change-of-pace those things can feel pretty damn good on your cock. My favorite use however is during intercourse.
 
Deathwing

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Lyrical, in a mad attempt to increase his sexual longevity, stimulated his penis with two magic wands for hours at a time, multiple nights a week.
 
Noodleface

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For now I don't need anything on my dick, but I will keep it in mind.

Also I will always have a mental image of the 2 wand dick burn in my head
 
Lenas

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Magic wands are an auto deal breaker for the wife cause 1) big/ugly and 2) have to plug in. I don't want power tools in bed either.
 
Cad

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I'm all for toys I'd just say use it in moderation.. don't break it out 5 minutes after foreplay starts. Use it once a week for special time maybe. Same reason you shouldn't fap to midget interracial gangbangs... the more extreme you get the more extreme you have to get to get that rush. Moderate your use and maintain the ability to get off with "vanilla" oral or penetrative sex.
 
Noodleface

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We're starting it because she has trouble climaxing, so I'm hoping if she explores more it will help her. Plus she's been hyper sexual lately.
 
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Noodlemod_sl said:
We're starting it because she has trouble climaxing, so I'm hoping if she explores more it will help her. Plus she's been hyper sexual lately.
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Climaxing is mostly in her head, not in the technique, but you need to figure out (if you haven't already) whether she is a g-spot climaxer or a clitoral one... some can do both and the range of sensitivity varies wildly. Some of them need something like the hitachi others can come in like 60 seconds with 1 finger.
 
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Deathwing_sl said:
Shit...why didn't you warn me 5 years ago? I've already had to move on to scat porn.
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