Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Cad

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Also Tarrant, make sure to seek child support immediately.
 

BrotherWu

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Why not before 9?
Probably once per month I'll go for it on a weeknight and do pretty well.

The issue is that how she sees sex is the opposite of me: She needs to be in a relaxed and energized state to engage in it and I can take it either way, stressed/tired or relaxed. Weeknights we both get home after work, and share responsibilities for cooking, taking care of the house, help the kids with homework, etc. By the time all of that is wrapped up, we might sit together for a little bit or go for a walk and not too long after she's ready to crash. I can't blame her because she gets up pretty early. On the weekend, it's easier for her to get into the mood. Over our Spring Break trip, I pretty much got it every day, no problem.

If I'm stressed out, work off some stress, you know? Her, not so much.

Also, contrary to what others have said here, my libido is just much higher than hers. I'm in my early 40s and I'd happily go a couple of times per day. However, it would be very rare for me to go upstairs to find her in lingerie ready to go to poundtown. It's been a source of arguments in the past but we've gotten a pretty nice equilibrium. She knows it's more important to me than to her so she mindful of it. Even if she is not in the mood, she's pretty generous with hummers.
 

Caeden

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No offense, BrotherWu, becaus I'm sure you love her, but that sounds awful. How much fucking effort is it for her to bat her eyes and spread her legs for 10 minutes?

Goddamn I love my wife. She even gives me the "do you need to take some frustration out on my pussy?" question after a bad day or having to deal with family.
 

Noodleface

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Probably once per month I'll go for it on a weeknight and do pretty well.

The issue is that how she sees sex is the opposite of me: She needs to be in a relaxed and energized state to engage in it and I can take it either way, stressed/tired or relaxed. Weeknights we both get home after work, and share responsibilities for cooking, taking care of the house, help the kids with homework, etc. By the time all of that is wrapped up, we might sit together for a little bit or go for a walk and not too long after she's ready to crash. I can't blame her because she gets up pretty early. On the weekend, it's easier for her to get into the mood. Over our Spring Break trip, I pretty much got it every day, no problem.

If I'm stressed out, work off some stress, you know? Her, not so much.

Also, contrary to what others have said here, my libido is just much higher than hers. I'm in my early 40s and I'd happily go a couple of times per day. However, it would be very rare for me to go upstairs to find her in lingerie ready to go to poundtown. It's been a source of arguments in the past but we've gotten a pretty nice equilibrium. She knows it's more important to me than to her so she mindful of it. Even if she is not in the mood, she's pretty generous with hummers.
Makes sense to me now. With kids and her having to go to bed early it sounds tough.
 

Larnix

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Probably once per month I'll go for it on a weeknight and do pretty well.

The issue is that how she sees sex is the opposite of me: She needs to be in a relaxed and energized state to engage in it and I can take it either way, stressed/tired or relaxed. Weeknights we both get home after work, and share responsibilities for cooking, taking care of the house, help the kids with homework, etc. By the time all of that is wrapped up, we might sit together for a little bit or go for a walk and not too long after she's ready to crash. I can't blame her because she gets up pretty early. On the weekend, it's easier for her to get into the mood. Over our Spring Break trip, I pretty much got it every day, no problem.

If I'm stressed out, work off some stress, you know? Her, not so much.

Also, contrary to what others have said here, my libido is just much higher than hers. I'm in my early 40s and I'd happily go a couple of times per day. However, it would be very rare for me to go upstairs to find her in lingerie ready to go to poundtown. It's been a source of arguments in the past but we've gotten a pretty nice equilibrium. She knows it's more important to me than to her so she mindful of it. Even if she is not in the mood, she's pretty generous with hummers.
As my wife approached 30 her birth control really started to mess with her sex drive. She tried a few different brands but that didn't help. It just caused some crazy hormones while adjusting. We even went back to condoms for awhile but neither of us liked that.

It's crazy because about a week off her pill and she is Sex crazy again. It's become a joke with us that if she is trying to get in my pants then she must not be on the pill. The two times we were trying to make babies were lots of fun but each time we made babies really fast( 2 months and 1 month off the pill).

Now that we have 2 children I have offered to go in for the fix but she is not ready to commit to that even though I have always told her 2 kids or 0 for me.

She is cool about sex and knows it's important for a healthy relationship. Before kids she would hardly turn down sex if i were in the mood. With young kids its been a bit difficult but now that our youngest is sleeping through the night it's getting easier. There have been so many times that we tried to have a quickie only to have a crying baby interupt and thats an instant boner killer for me.

To be fair a few glasses wine always put her in the mood but my daughter only drinks from the tap so that had curbed that for awhile.
 

Tenks

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Catch up on sleep when pussy isn't available. You're not going to get old and think "damn I wish I had slept more and fucked less"
Are you going to think back when you're old going "Thank God I had sex on that Thursday at 11:30 even though I was really fucking sleepy"?
 

Noodleface

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Are you going to think back when you're old going "Thank God I had sex on that Thursday at 11:30 even though I was really fucking sleepy"?
No but the point is at no point in your life will you think back and go "I wish I slept more.."

You can replace "fucking your wife" with any fun activity.
 

Tenks

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No but the point is at no point in your life will you think back and go "I wish I slept more.."

You can replace "fucking your wife" with any fun activity.
You can say that about almost anything though. Are you going to look back in your old age thinking "Good thing I lead those rerolled raids"? At least making sure you get a proper amount of sleep has health benefits. Not to mention when I'm running on sleep fumes there is no way in fuck I'm going to the gym (or if I do I'm just half assing it) so even more health benefits are obtained from sleeping. Yeah when I was single and it wasn't readily available I'd stay up until 2 in the morning to fuck a chick but I'm not doing that shit now.
 

Fifey

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Met a nurse last night and got a next level blow job after drinking boxed wine in the park. I either met my future wife or she's gonna be sitting in my bushes.
 

Frenzied Wombat

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Met a nurse last night and got a next level blow job after drinking boxed wine in the park. I either met my future wife or she's gonna be sitting in my bushes.
Nurses are crazy, but I shouldn't talk because I'm dating one right now. On the flip side they usually have a great collection of pills available for every illness, give great massages, and of course are great in bed because of The Crazy.
 

Soygen

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I've only dated one nurse(my current gf) and she's the least crazy girl I've ever dated. So either I've been dating a lot of lunatics(some for sure) or I lucked out on the level of crazy in my nurse. Reading this thread has really made me appreciate my relationship, though. I've started ring shopping. I think I'll be engaged by early next year.
 

Fifey

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Yeah I think we all agreed at some point that the majority of nurses are bad news/ batshit crazy.
Correct, I'm very excited about this bad decision I'm about to make. I mean she took a load to the face on purpose and was very open about her fondness of butt stuff.